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51 Bunnies and some Random Pairing Generator fun.
1. First you say you're too busy
I wonder if you even miss me.
You're never there.
Cake
2. Doesn't anybody feel
That all these killers should be killed
And all these healers should be healed
So all these beggars can be filled
Toes Across the Floor
Blind Melon
3. 'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
I've got friends in low places.
Garth Brooks
4. Pit hath no fury like a Seeker scorned.
5. The Transformers are confused about the humans need/habit to sleep every day. The reason this is, is not only because they don't need to recharge as much as humans, but because their home planet had a very fast rotation. In fact, for about every one of Earth's days, four would go by on Cybertron.
6. Because of Soundwave's status and their importance to the Decepticon cause, the cassettes can get away with a lot more than just about everyone else. Someone, or a group of mechs, decides they've had it and try to 'tame' the cassettes. Soundwave is not amused.
7. What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end.
Hurt
Johnny Cash
8. This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought you, may you forget me.
I promise to depart, just promise one thing;
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Miss Murder Director's Cut
A.F.I
9. What with all the Gods running around here, I thought I'd introduce the Transformers to one of my favorite (fictional) god, Sheogorath, the God of Madness. "I'll come even if you call for the daM doG."
10. 100 billion years from now there won't be much left in the sky for us to see. The expansion of the universe will make space travel very difficult in the future. If humans think they have it hard trying to protect one planet for the future of their young, imagine the Transformers, who must protect the cosmos for the future of their youth.
11. Ghost Dance; Robbie Robertson
You can kill my body.
You can damn my soul.
You don't stand a chance, against my prayers.
You don't stand a chance, against my love.
We use to do the ghost dance.
We don't sing them kind of songs no more.
12. Scavenger / Pipes
13. One would think that a lot of laws and things would have to be rearranged if a human was turned into a Cybertronian. It's one thing if that human is a young teenager, it'd be another thing entirely if that human was a very high ranking officer. Because someone really needs to turn Keller into a Transformer (Rolls Royce Phantom). Or Maggie, I'd really like to see her as a Cybertronian, she'd probably be ecstatic.
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
15. Someone gets bored and attempts to create a microscopic black hole. When the Decepticons get bored and stumble upon a site called Top 10 Ways the Earth can die, they attempt to try some of those things.
16. Wheeljack gets his hands on some antimatter. Everyone else runs for their lives. And Optimus is actually thankful for once for one of Red Alert's more paranoid plans, the evacuation of Earth.
17. Above Top Secret
I think Red Alert should be either banned from the Internet or at least monitored. Because just typing in conspiracy theories ended up with so many results it almost made me crash.
18. One of the Autobots human allies has a peculiar tendency. The closer to the full moon, the more listless, almost acting like they were drugged, they become during the day and the more their sleep cycle shifts to nocturnal habits. So much so that even if they weren't getting any sleep at all during the day and are about dead on their feet, the instant night arrives, or more importantly the moon comes out, they become energized. Most don't think much of it, but a few, who have been reading/watching things that will soon join the banded list, thinks that the humans are something a little…inhuman.
Bonus points if the human really isn't a were creature or anything like that, but simply has a natural tendency to be more energetic during the full moon cycles.
Could also go with this little bit of info I found on wiki: Before the end of the 19th century, the Greeks believed that the corpses of werewolves, if not destroyed, would return to life as vampires in the form of wolves or hyenas which prowled battlefields, drinking the blood of dying soldiers.
19. Someone overhears Lightspeed's wish about wanting to become a space flyer. Well, that someone happens to be a shuttle, a shuttle who would very much like to be a motorcycle for a while, and they decide to make a deal with the Technobot; for a short time, you can have both the alt mode and the job of a shuttle, while he takes the place of the motorcycle. Of course, it'd have to be timed right, what with the war and all, but it would make a good gift. interstellar spacecraft
Or, the Seekers find out how badly he wants to fly and wants to find out exactly what he'll do to make that dream a reality.
20. Transformer with the alt mode of a carousel, or any other carnival type ride. Maybe even a cotton candy machine. And the cotton candy machine may not do a whole lot of damage in the explosives department, but could you imagine trying to clean all that gunk out of your joints?
21. No matter where you go or how alien another species is, some things just don't change.
????: "My wings are bigger than yours!"
22. Someone decides to introduce Strafe to the art of Zen.
23. Art. Depth Charge against a whole bunch of depth charges.
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
25. Magnets typically frag up electronics, which means that the Transformers must have found a way to protect themselves against magnets since there are a fair number of them that use magnets as weapons. Thus, they would be extremely amused when humans freak out when a magnet is anywhere near their computers. Or when someone tosses a fake magnet on top of a computer that holds very important information.
26. Edible energon body paint. Sunstreaker/Tracks
27. TF:A Ratchet/Blackarachnia Ratchet may be one of the only ones who is actually able to cure her. That, and even though she's been through a lot and thinks that she's been horribly betrayed, she wasn't ever actually through anything like the Great Wars and is the same age as the bots currently under his care, and Ratchet is getting tired of her spouting off about how tough her life has been.
28.The ones who died in TF:TM didn't go quietly into the night. Instead they came back as vengeful spirits, inhabiting the bodies of the deceased, but those bodies are never their own. They do what they can to show their displeasure to those still living, from small malfunctions in computers to driving people mad. However, they also guard their comrades from harm.
In Hindu folklore, the vetala is an evil spirit who haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses. They make their displeasure known by troubling humans. They can drive people mad, kill children and cause miscarriages but they also guard their villages.
29.Before the war started, a group of cassettes had a happy relationship together. They also had the blessing of not only one, but two healthy large sized sparklings. Then the war started. Two of the cassettes and one of their young joined the Autobots, the other two went with their youngling and joined with the Decepticons.
30.Heritage, or most likely genetic heritage, would be fascinating to Transformers. After all, if they 'inherited' anything from their creators, it would have to be built in intentionally, unlike with organics where there's a huge amount of different factors that make us what we are.
Cuz Starscream's in my head muttering something about how it's interesting that humans have the same amount of toes as they do fingers even when we don't really use our toes for much more than balance. I don't know why he's so fascinated by toes, he won't tell me.
31."Sorry, but you're not my type of weird."
"There's different types?"
"Well, there's different types of sanity, so why not types of weird?"
32.And we must find out where the money is. Get it now before he loses his mind.
Cemetery Polka Tom Waits
33.Art. Transformers with armor like the Dragoons from the Legend of Dragoons game.
34. 2007 Movie Ratchet. By challenging and defeating the local tyrant, he became ruler of the Thraal faction. Megatron, you better watch out, you're not the only warlord around anymore.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
36. Animated and Beast Wars crossover. Bumblebee considers himself to be the fastest thing on wheels, Cheetor considers himself to be the fast thing on four legs.
37. There's a very good reason why Unicron is so set on destroying the Transformers before any other species, and it's not just because of the Matrix of Leadership. Long ago, before Primus and Unicron were trapped in the forms they are now, they were merely two gods of a huge pantheon. While both loved their brothers and sisters with all their being, Unicron found himself wanting to be the strongest of them all, and over time, this obsession developed to the point that he wanted to be the only one in existence. So, he decided the easiest way to get rid of everyone in one easy motion would be to not only trap them all in mortal bodies, but to lock away their powers and memories as well. Primus was the only one to escape the others fate since he discovered the plan before he could be trapped. Thus, he took the others and adopted them as his 'children', to keep them safe from his brother, forever searching for a way to undo what was done to his family. To further protect the others, Primus trapped both he and his brother in a physical form, in the shape of large, transforming planets. He used his own body to provide shelter for the gods while he waited in a deep slumber for the answer. But Unicron wasn't done, to help him search for the others, he found a race of organics and forcibly changed them into his servants, equipping them to naturally seek out the other gods with an undying hatred burning in their cores. Even without knowing the physical appearance of the ones they hunt, these altered organics, now called Quintessons, instinctively feel hatred towards the mortal gods, as the gods essence while buried deep down, is still the same as ever.
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
39. And I don't want the world to see me, cuz I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
Iris; Goo Goo Dolls
40. With how rare water is on Cybertron, certain inventors and scientists probably wouldn't know the hazards of specific metals and water. Or in other words; Wheeljack + Magnesium + Fire + Water = Boom!
I also have this vision of Wheeljack discovering how volatile some elements are when mixed with water, getting large chunks of said elements and chucking them into random bodies of water, all the while giggling maniacally.
41. In Ratchet's wiki profile, it says that in an alternate time line where the Decepticons won at Mission City, he managed to revive Jazz with the All Spark fragment. However, because of the fragment being contaminated by Megatron Jazz turned amoral and self-serving.
42. Getting tired of Sideswipe playing pranks that almost always cause their CPUs to glitch or freeze up, Prowl and Red Alert decide to give the red twin a taste of his own medicine and go on a campaign to cause his CPU to crash as many times as possible in a certain amount of time.
43. Department specific jokes. Example; medical; He's not dead, he's electromephalgraphically challenged. (I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong.) Especially if it's in a very crowded public place, where only you and the few of your friends will actually understand it, because that heightens the amusement factor even more.
44. Without a welder of any kind, but Wheeljack nearby, Ratchet is forced to weld some wounds together using a very old fashioned way of welding; thermite. A sure sign that he's been hanging around Wheeljack way too long.
45. Speaking of, you know how after being around some people for extended periods of time you unconsciously pick up some of their habits and mannerisms? Well, it's no different for giant alien robots.
46. Red vs. Blue crossover. After Reconstruction 16, this crossover really needs to be done. Like the Autobots find out about the AIs and how they were 'copied' from the Alpha or something. Anything really.
47. Metal Gear Solid crossover. Just started to replay Sons of Liberty and after seeing Metal Gear Ray in action, all I could think of was introducing the poor fools to some REAL robots.
48. For once, Scattershot has absolutely positively nothing to do. At all. Trust me, he's tried finding anything to do, and hasn't been lucky in that regard. And after a few hours of supposedly taking time he should to 'relax', the Autobot base finds out that a bored Scattershot is a very bad thing.
49. Scavenger / Divebomb. Scavenger loves finding useful things for his comrades, which unfortunately aren't all that useful in the big picture. But they do tend to be shiny trinkets. Divebomb loves to build lavish nests on the highest perches he can find. He also loves to decorate his nest with shiny trinkets. Trinkets that Scavenger is the best at finding.
50. Slight crossover with Legacy of Kain. Glyph magic/energy as replacement for the dwindling energon.
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
Not exactly a bunny, but I thought it was amusing. From the trivia on Blackarachnia's wiki profile. Reportedly, Blackarachnia's show model was inspired by an Asian stripper at a club to which some Mainframe folks had taken the design modeler only a few days prior for, um...inspiration. That and her design was originally have her wearing a spiked collar and have leopard print breasts. Ponder that image for a moment.
Random Pairing Generator
Spike / Pipes / in hindsight
Sideswipe / Wildrider / hungry
Blast Off / Laserbeak / toy
Omega Supreme / Soundwave / touch
Shockwave / Ultra Magnus / frigid
Teletraan / Shrapnel / outside
1. First you say you're too busy
I wonder if you even miss me.
You're never there.
Cake
2. Doesn't anybody feel
That all these killers should be killed
And all these healers should be healed
So all these beggars can be filled
Toes Across the Floor
Blind Melon
3. 'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
I've got friends in low places.
Garth Brooks
4. Pit hath no fury like a Seeker scorned.
5. The Transformers are confused about the humans need/habit to sleep every day. The reason this is, is not only because they don't need to recharge as much as humans, but because their home planet had a very fast rotation. In fact, for about every one of Earth's days, four would go by on Cybertron.
6. Because of Soundwave's status and their importance to the Decepticon cause, the cassettes can get away with a lot more than just about everyone else. Someone, or a group of mechs, decides they've had it and try to 'tame' the cassettes. Soundwave is not amused.
7. What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end.
Hurt
Johnny Cash
8. This is what I brought you, this you can keep.
This is what I brought you, may you forget me.
I promise to depart, just promise one thing;
Kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep.
Miss Murder Director's Cut
A.F.I
9. What with all the Gods running around here, I thought I'd introduce the Transformers to one of my favorite (fictional) god, Sheogorath, the God of Madness. "I'll come even if you call for the daM doG."
10. 100 billion years from now there won't be much left in the sky for us to see. The expansion of the universe will make space travel very difficult in the future. If humans think they have it hard trying to protect one planet for the future of their young, imagine the Transformers, who must protect the cosmos for the future of their youth.
11. Ghost Dance; Robbie Robertson
You can kill my body.
You can damn my soul.
You don't stand a chance, against my prayers.
You don't stand a chance, against my love.
We use to do the ghost dance.
We don't sing them kind of songs no more.
12. Scavenger / Pipes
13. One would think that a lot of laws and things would have to be rearranged if a human was turned into a Cybertronian. It's one thing if that human is a young teenager, it'd be another thing entirely if that human was a very high ranking officer. Because someone really needs to turn Keller into a Transformer (Rolls Royce Phantom). Or Maggie, I'd really like to see her as a Cybertronian, she'd probably be ecstatic.
14. There were all sorts of machines popping to life in the movie, and with how large the radius of the All Spark blast was and the fact that they were in the middle of a very large, very crowded city, you know there had to be at least ONE person in the radius that had a pacemaker.
15. Someone gets bored and attempts to create a microscopic black hole. When the Decepticons get bored and stumble upon a site called Top 10 Ways the Earth can die, they attempt to try some of those things.
16. Wheeljack gets his hands on some antimatter. Everyone else runs for their lives. And Optimus is actually thankful for once for one of Red Alert's more paranoid plans, the evacuation of Earth.
17. Above Top Secret
I think Red Alert should be either banned from the Internet or at least monitored. Because just typing in conspiracy theories ended up with so many results it almost made me crash.
18. One of the Autobots human allies has a peculiar tendency. The closer to the full moon, the more listless, almost acting like they were drugged, they become during the day and the more their sleep cycle shifts to nocturnal habits. So much so that even if they weren't getting any sleep at all during the day and are about dead on their feet, the instant night arrives, or more importantly the moon comes out, they become energized. Most don't think much of it, but a few, who have been reading/watching things that will soon join the banded list, thinks that the humans are something a little…inhuman.
Bonus points if the human really isn't a were creature or anything like that, but simply has a natural tendency to be more energetic during the full moon cycles.
Could also go with this little bit of info I found on wiki: Before the end of the 19th century, the Greeks believed that the corpses of werewolves, if not destroyed, would return to life as vampires in the form of wolves or hyenas which prowled battlefields, drinking the blood of dying soldiers.
19. Someone overhears Lightspeed's wish about wanting to become a space flyer. Well, that someone happens to be a shuttle, a shuttle who would very much like to be a motorcycle for a while, and they decide to make a deal with the Technobot; for a short time, you can have both the alt mode and the job of a shuttle, while he takes the place of the motorcycle. Of course, it'd have to be timed right, what with the war and all, but it would make a good gift. interstellar spacecraft
Or, the Seekers find out how badly he wants to fly and wants to find out exactly what he'll do to make that dream a reality.
20. Transformer with the alt mode of a carousel, or any other carnival type ride. Maybe even a cotton candy machine. And the cotton candy machine may not do a whole lot of damage in the explosives department, but could you imagine trying to clean all that gunk out of your joints?
21. No matter where you go or how alien another species is, some things just don't change.
????: "My wings are bigger than yours!"
22. Someone decides to introduce Strafe to the art of Zen.
23. Art. Depth Charge against a whole bunch of depth charges.
24. Some are surprised to learn that human scientists have accepted the fact that many of their experiments won't be completed until either decades have gone by or the original scientist is long dead. It would probably drive many Cybertronian scientists up a wall if they knew that the answers they were working towards wouldn't be answered in their lifetime. Especially considering how blasted long their life spans are.
25. Magnets typically frag up electronics, which means that the Transformers must have found a way to protect themselves against magnets since there are a fair number of them that use magnets as weapons. Thus, they would be extremely amused when humans freak out when a magnet is anywhere near their computers. Or when someone tosses a fake magnet on top of a computer that holds very important information.
26. Edible energon body paint. Sunstreaker/Tracks
27. TF:A Ratchet/Blackarachnia Ratchet may be one of the only ones who is actually able to cure her. That, and even though she's been through a lot and thinks that she's been horribly betrayed, she wasn't ever actually through anything like the Great Wars and is the same age as the bots currently under his care, and Ratchet is getting tired of her spouting off about how tough her life has been.
28.The ones who died in TF:TM didn't go quietly into the night. Instead they came back as vengeful spirits, inhabiting the bodies of the deceased, but those bodies are never their own. They do what they can to show their displeasure to those still living, from small malfunctions in computers to driving people mad. However, they also guard their comrades from harm.
In Hindu folklore, the vetala is an evil spirit who haunts cemeteries and takes demonic possession of corpses. They make their displeasure known by troubling humans. They can drive people mad, kill children and cause miscarriages but they also guard their villages.
29.Before the war started, a group of cassettes had a happy relationship together. They also had the blessing of not only one, but two healthy large sized sparklings. Then the war started. Two of the cassettes and one of their young joined the Autobots, the other two went with their youngling and joined with the Decepticons.
30.Heritage, or most likely genetic heritage, would be fascinating to Transformers. After all, if they 'inherited' anything from their creators, it would have to be built in intentionally, unlike with organics where there's a huge amount of different factors that make us what we are.
Cuz Starscream's in my head muttering something about how it's interesting that humans have the same amount of toes as they do fingers even when we don't really use our toes for much more than balance. I don't know why he's so fascinated by toes, he won't tell me.
31."Sorry, but you're not my type of weird."
"There's different types?"
"Well, there's different types of sanity, so why not types of weird?"
32.And we must find out where the money is. Get it now before he loses his mind.
Cemetery Polka Tom Waits
33.Art. Transformers with armor like the Dragoons from the Legend of Dragoons game.
34. 2007 Movie Ratchet. By challenging and defeating the local tyrant, he became ruler of the Thraal faction. Megatron, you better watch out, you're not the only warlord around anymore.
35. Soundwave's mate didn't want to leave his side because of the war. However, they also didn't want to do a great deal of fighting since they weren't that physically strong to begin with, so he willingly reformatted himself into one of Soundwave's cassettes.
36. Animated and Beast Wars crossover. Bumblebee considers himself to be the fastest thing on wheels, Cheetor considers himself to be the fast thing on four legs.
37. There's a very good reason why Unicron is so set on destroying the Transformers before any other species, and it's not just because of the Matrix of Leadership. Long ago, before Primus and Unicron were trapped in the forms they are now, they were merely two gods of a huge pantheon. While both loved their brothers and sisters with all their being, Unicron found himself wanting to be the strongest of them all, and over time, this obsession developed to the point that he wanted to be the only one in existence. So, he decided the easiest way to get rid of everyone in one easy motion would be to not only trap them all in mortal bodies, but to lock away their powers and memories as well. Primus was the only one to escape the others fate since he discovered the plan before he could be trapped. Thus, he took the others and adopted them as his 'children', to keep them safe from his brother, forever searching for a way to undo what was done to his family. To further protect the others, Primus trapped both he and his brother in a physical form, in the shape of large, transforming planets. He used his own body to provide shelter for the gods while he waited in a deep slumber for the answer. But Unicron wasn't done, to help him search for the others, he found a race of organics and forcibly changed them into his servants, equipping them to naturally seek out the other gods with an undying hatred burning in their cores. Even without knowing the physical appearance of the ones they hunt, these altered organics, now called Quintessons, instinctively feel hatred towards the mortal gods, as the gods essence while buried deep down, is still the same as ever.
38. One of the reasons why Sunstreaker and other vain mechs are so incredibly vain in the first place, is because of the attention they receive on Earth. You see, back on Cybertron, they were actually considered very plain looking, some even downright ugly. So when they reach Earth and droves of humans comment on the appearance of their alt forms and their bipedal forms, they are quite stunned. Especially when mechs who were considered very beautiful on Cybertron are horrifying by human standards, like Lugnut.
39. And I don't want the world to see me, cuz I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.
Iris; Goo Goo Dolls
40. With how rare water is on Cybertron, certain inventors and scientists probably wouldn't know the hazards of specific metals and water. Or in other words; Wheeljack + Magnesium + Fire + Water = Boom!
I also have this vision of Wheeljack discovering how volatile some elements are when mixed with water, getting large chunks of said elements and chucking them into random bodies of water, all the while giggling maniacally.
41. In Ratchet's wiki profile, it says that in an alternate time line where the Decepticons won at Mission City, he managed to revive Jazz with the All Spark fragment. However, because of the fragment being contaminated by Megatron Jazz turned amoral and self-serving.
42. Getting tired of Sideswipe playing pranks that almost always cause their CPUs to glitch or freeze up, Prowl and Red Alert decide to give the red twin a taste of his own medicine and go on a campaign to cause his CPU to crash as many times as possible in a certain amount of time.
43. Department specific jokes. Example; medical; He's not dead, he's electromephalgraphically challenged. (I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong.) Especially if it's in a very crowded public place, where only you and the few of your friends will actually understand it, because that heightens the amusement factor even more.
44. Without a welder of any kind, but Wheeljack nearby, Ratchet is forced to weld some wounds together using a very old fashioned way of welding; thermite. A sure sign that he's been hanging around Wheeljack way too long.
45. Speaking of, you know how after being around some people for extended periods of time you unconsciously pick up some of their habits and mannerisms? Well, it's no different for giant alien robots.
46. Red vs. Blue crossover. After Reconstruction 16, this crossover really needs to be done. Like the Autobots find out about the AIs and how they were 'copied' from the Alpha or something. Anything really.
47. Metal Gear Solid crossover. Just started to replay Sons of Liberty and after seeing Metal Gear Ray in action, all I could think of was introducing the poor fools to some REAL robots.
48. For once, Scattershot has absolutely positively nothing to do. At all. Trust me, he's tried finding anything to do, and hasn't been lucky in that regard. And after a few hours of supposedly taking time he should to 'relax', the Autobot base finds out that a bored Scattershot is a very bad thing.
49. Scavenger / Divebomb. Scavenger loves finding useful things for his comrades, which unfortunately aren't all that useful in the big picture. But they do tend to be shiny trinkets. Divebomb loves to build lavish nests on the highest perches he can find. He also loves to decorate his nest with shiny trinkets. Trinkets that Scavenger is the best at finding.
50. Slight crossover with Legacy of Kain. Glyph magic/energy as replacement for the dwindling energon.
51. Red Alert's first Halloween. Or really any Autobot or Decepticon you want. Skywarp will absolutely love it, and Mirage just might let out his more mischievous side for once. And the faction leaders of both sides are adding something to the banned list.
Not exactly a bunny, but I thought it was amusing. From the trivia on Blackarachnia's wiki profile. Reportedly, Blackarachnia's show model was inspired by an Asian stripper at a club to which some Mainframe folks had taken the design modeler only a few days prior for, um...inspiration. That and her design was originally have her wearing a spiked collar and have leopard print breasts. Ponder that image for a moment.
Random Pairing Generator
Spike / Pipes / in hindsight
Sideswipe / Wildrider / hungry
Blast Off / Laserbeak / toy
Omega Supreme / Soundwave / touch
Shockwave / Ultra Magnus / frigid
Teletraan / Shrapnel / outside