This was actually written before "Feel the Music", and was what originally brought lap-dancing 'bots to mind for me.
Title: Rules of the Ark
Chapter: 2/4 : Just because someone's on Cybertron, doesn't mean they can't come kick your aft, so don't even think about it
Rating: T
Setting: G1
Pairings/Characters: Ratchet, Arcee, Prowl, Optimus Prime, Elita-One
Summary: The crew of the Ark has spent a lot of time getting used to dealing with each other's quirks - so much so that they barely notice them anymore. Which is somewhat unfortunate for the new bots.
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That human liaison? Yeah, that's me. Right there. )