Oh, my gods, I wrote het. Crack het at that. No, I don't know what possessed me to write this nor do I know what drugs I'm on, so please, don't ask.
Basically, what if the Dewcon (Dewbot, whatever you want to call it) were to make its home at the college I attend? This is probably along the lines of what would happen.
For the record, yes, I am that crazy.
Title: Do The Dew
Rating: PG
Pairings: Dewcon/Kirii
Summary: [Movie-verse] It had started as a normal day for her. Daily routine, check. Traumatize classmates, check. Getting herself and her friend caught between a wall and a Transformer? Uh. . .what now?
Notes: I spent way too much time playing with a random pairings generator and this idea just popped into my head because it is totally something I'd do. It's complete crack. Do not take this even half-way seriously.
Disclaimer: These days, I don't even own myself, much less any Transformers.
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Is it legal in Washington to marry a vending machine?)