Cybernetics

[speechie42]

I cannot tell you how proud I am of this chapter. It's so good! That usually means a lot coming from me, I think everything I write sucks ass, so this must be pretty decent if even I approve ^^

Title: Cybernetics (chapter 38)
Rating: R-ish NSFW
Pairing: Barricade/OC
Summary: Natalie is stressed. She makes some bad decisions. Barricade is happy to

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[cazcatharsis]

I had to wait til after work to read this and dammit, it was worth it

heheh. Bart.

and... and... oh gods, you TEASE.
I'm gonna be all screwed up for the rest of the night! hahahaha

[speechie42]

Yes, I'm a very mean girl, I know. Prowl has yet to come punish me though, so I guess I'll have to continue teasing you ^_^

[cazcatharsis]

that's alright, prowl metes out punishment through spankings. hopefully they're inspirational. :P

[speechie42]

Mmmmm...yeah, that's why if I were on the Ark I'd loiter outside his office calling, "I'm making trouble! Rules are being broken! Oh who will stop this madness???"

Of course, I'd also get "injured" a lot just so I could end up in the med bay.

You know, I think us fangirls are worse even than the twins.

[cazcatharsis]

ooooooooh most likely... there's a lot more of us, we're smaller, and women are vastly more intelligent than males... imagine the shit we could get into!!! :D

[speechie42]

We'd prank all the bots in hopes of getting caught and punished. Like Ironhide? Pink. Not just a spot. The whole thing. Pink. And then we'd register Ratchet to get newsletters from all the crazy anti-pacifist groups. And then we'd switch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's paintjobs.

Oh man, I have so many ideas...

[cazcatharsis]

make sure that every time wheeljack invents something an alarm goes off that quotes Aliens..."you now have five minutes to reach minimum safe distance..."
Replace Jazz's music collection with nothing but whiny country and yodelling.

shit. can't think of anything for Prime for some reason besides wrapping him in christmas lights...

[speechie42]

We could quote "40-Year-Old Virgin" incessantly whenever he's around, or talk loudly about how amazing Bumblebee is in bed.

[cazcatharsis]

*Snerk*