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Sep 19, 2007 22:04

I bring ye FLUFF!
This isn't even a plotbunny. More like brain-lint. You know, that stuff that collects in your sulci and every now and then you have to get in there and vacuum it out... Or not. Okay. ^^;

Title: Borealis 6/71: A Quiet Night
Author: tainry
Rating: G
Summary: Just a bit of silliness involving a girl, a semi, a tree, and Bumblebee's ( Read more... )

poster: tainry, fanfiction 2007 (summer), optimus prime, mikaela banes, rated g

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elvenmischief September 20 2007, 08:04:31 UTC
Oh dear god. XD This is just... just.. priceless! I was already laughing hard enough, but then the last line just tipped me over. XD I love this so much.

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tainry September 21 2007, 02:06:32 UTC
LOL! Yay! Glad one of my rare impulses to comedy actually worked! (I usually write pure smut...;)~ ) Thankee! <3

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 02:52:33 UTC
where is this pure smut and why haven't i read it yet? :D

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tainry September 21 2007, 03:04:53 UTC
Ahaha! All in other fandoms, until now. I have some Ratchet/Optimus pwpery in the works, though...

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 04:49:30 UTC
rawr!!!

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tainry September 21 2007, 05:10:34 UTC
Oh. Well there is this if you like. Ratchet/Skyfire drabble, heavily G1, and my very first foray into this fandom. !!!

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 05:12:32 UTC
you know, when I first came here i was all 'ooooh, well, transformers are neat. wtf smut?!?eeehiy!'.... now it's "wheresthegoddamnsmut?!? mewaaaaant!". you people have thoroughly corrupted me.

and they used to be so wholesome. LOL!

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tainry September 21 2007, 05:16:15 UTC
::falls about laughing::
I blame Flarn. Her Brainwaves fic did me in completely. It was all over after that. I mean, I watched the old cartoon, I really enjoyed the '07 movie, but I wasn't going to go all wibbledy, right? Uh huh.

Oh well.

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 05:18:26 UTC
i know... it was bumblebeefan and absilverstreak who got me all 'oooooooooooh robosmexery!', and gods, Prime was my idol when i was a kid... damn damn damn.

*on robosmexhunt*

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tainry September 21 2007, 05:38:59 UTC
LOL!
I did always like Prime. The blue rectangle on his crotch kinda...disturbed me, though. (I was in high school when G1 aired. Not entirely innocent, but the slash-goggles weren't on yet.) What was that about? ^.^ If they didn't want us to look there, they shouldn't have painted it in a contrasting color!

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 05:42:56 UTC
lmao... I"m not much for slash at all but meh, if its the only smut around i'll read it. heh.

i was only... 6? maybe? when it aired... so.. yeah, no wanting to hump...
now? now i'm old and horny.

wow
I shall exorcise Coffee!Addict!Frenzy! from my system now with lots of water.

*poof*

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tainry September 21 2007, 05:48:49 UTC
Dwaaahahaha!

::looks at time::
Eek. I was going to write tonight...oh well.
Wait.
I DON'T HAVE WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!
::does a dance::

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 05:49:49 UTC
*prays pathetically for smut*

i wonder if there's an LJSMUT anonymous out there...

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tainry September 21 2007, 05:53:41 UTC
I think they'd need more than 12 steps for that program.
Zee intarnetz, she is for pOOOOOOOrn!

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cazcatharsis September 21 2007, 05:56:15 UTC
oh shit now i have that World of Warcraft damned Internet is for Porn song in my head
"grab yer dick and double click for PORN PORN POOOOORN!"

bed caz. bed. Now.

*must scour net for porn first*

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tainry September 21 2007, 06:05:44 UTC
Heh. G'night!

I must recharge with something fizzy. Maybe I can finish the smut tomorrow if I can at least take a poke at some editing tonight...

Heh heheheeehhhheheheheh. She said 'poke'...

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