Title: The Glories of eBay
Author: Gixxer Pilot
Summary: Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? Oneshot based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks on FF.Net. If you haven’t read it and want to laugh, do so. It’s epically hilarious.
Rating: G/PG for Ironhide's potty mouth
Author’s Notes: While this story is pure crack, it’s based on a recent real-life case of a Minnesota man who was arrested in Proctor (a small town about 150 northeast of Minneapolis/St. Paul) for a DUI while on his custom made motorized La-Z-Boy recliner. The chair is currently on EBay, being auctioned by the Proctor Police Department. As I type this, the bidding is at $40,000. Yes, that’s right. $40,000 with another day left on the auction.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Transformers, nor do I have the patience or time to put together a motorized La-Z-Boy recliner. I do like the NHRA theme in the chair, though. Does that count?
The Glories of eBay