Thanks to
this post, I now have a ficbunny. Red Alert hears about Portal, via walking in when Sam or Glenn is watching the end credits and listening to 'Still Alive' after having beat it, and then becomes concerned that this GLaDOS creature might invade Teletraan. Sideswipe (or resurrected!Jazz, I haven't decided yet) decides to have some fun with this and hacks into Teletraan, programming it to play 'Still Alive' whenever Red Alert tries to use it. Hilarity ensues.
...watch this space. I have GOT to write this.
White Plotbunny of Caerbannog: ~attached to my ankle~ OM NOM NOM