Song meme drabblet
The last thing I'm going to post before abandoning you all callously for +three months (WOO BIG BOAT) I'm sure you all remember the song meme. I certainly do, and when my muse feels fickle, I use it to get the creative juices flowing. Well, due to a rather infamous song, and the description on one particular pair of Movie Legends AllSpark Battles toys, Sae has decided to leave with (hopefully) a laugh. See y'all sometime in November.
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Barricade didn't pay much attention to the red car that zipped past where he sat by the side of the road. He also didn't pay much attention to the piece of refuse that was thrown from the car's window. Humans were so wasteful.
Then he realized what the piece of refuse actually was - a metal sphere the size of a human's fist, one that Barricade recognized well, and he braced himself as noise filled every comm line he possessed.
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"
Barricade shot onto the road, leaving the modified jamming device behind. Ahead, he could see the red car, and now he recognized the laugh filtering in over the sounds of a wailing human, so like, yet so different that that damned yellow insect. "Uh oh!" The Autobot said cheerfully. "Piggy on my tail! 'Cept you're not a real cop, are ya? 'Dogs don't know it's not bacon. IT'S BACON!'"
"Cliffjumper," Barricade said almost pleasantly. "I am going to have a grand time pulling out your energon lines, one by one."
"Gotta catch me first! 'I fart in your general direction!'" And with a backfire, the red Camaro zipped down the road, the Decepticon close on his tail.
During all the long war over the power of the AllSpark, Cliffjumper has always been the one guy among the Autobots who can be counted on to provoke someone as calculating as Barricade into making a bad move. This is a robot who is so dedicated to beating the Decepticons that he never hesitates to get right up in an enemy's grill. Barricade especially is frustrated by the behavior of the smaller Autobot, because while he's pretty sure he can take Cliffjumper in a fight, he can never think of a good comeback to any of the insults the Autobot hurls at him. ~ From the Movie Legends Cliffjumper vs Recon Barricade
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Barricade didn't pay much attention to the red car that zipped past where he sat by the side of the road. He also didn't pay much attention to the piece of refuse that was thrown from the car's window. Humans were so wasteful.
Then he realized what the piece of refuse actually was - a metal sphere the size of a human's fist, one that Barricade recognized well, and he braced himself as noise filled every comm line he possessed.
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"
Barricade shot onto the road, leaving the modified jamming device behind. Ahead, he could see the red car, and now he recognized the laugh filtering in over the sounds of a wailing human, so like, yet so different that that damned yellow insect. "Uh oh!" The Autobot said cheerfully. "Piggy on my tail! 'Cept you're not a real cop, are ya? 'Dogs don't know it's not bacon. IT'S BACON!'"
"Cliffjumper," Barricade said almost pleasantly. "I am going to have a grand time pulling out your energon lines, one by one."
"Gotta catch me first! 'I fart in your general direction!'" And with a backfire, the red Camaro zipped down the road, the Decepticon close on his tail.
During all the long war over the power of the AllSpark, Cliffjumper has always been the one guy among the Autobots who can be counted on to provoke someone as calculating as Barricade into making a bad move. This is a robot who is so dedicated to beating the Decepticons that he never hesitates to get right up in an enemy's grill. Barricade especially is frustrated by the behavior of the smaller Autobot, because while he's pretty sure he can take Cliffjumper in a fight, he can never think of a good comeback to any of the insults the Autobot hurls at him. ~ From the Movie Legends Cliffjumper vs Recon Barricade