Chubby Foxes

[tezuka_ku]

Please be advised that Bon-kun is on a diet and do not feed him any treats. And please stop feeding Masaharu-kun so many cakes and chocolates...

Momoshiro, let's have a talk.

Comments

[theunderburger]

Huh? Us?

[tezuka_ku]

Yes.

[theunderburger]

But... I didn't feed your fox! And I already have a date for valentine's day!

[tezuka_ku]

It's not about that.

ooc: In case you missed it. Kamio spilled the beans on who started the Tartarus Porn rumours... Tezuka is going to educate Momoshiro.

[theunderburger]

You're not angry that I fed the fox ten doughnuts and you don't want to ask me out?

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[ooc: oh, Kamio is such a traitor!]

[inappropuri]

Okay. See, I'm not the one primarily responsible for Bon-chan's curves.

[tezuka_ku]

I know. It's why I posted a public message regarding the matter.

[inappropuri]

Are you now regretting your public calling out of Momoshiro? It's kind of funny, you have to admit.

[tezuka_ku]

... I thought you said you hadn't fed him.

And I'm not looking for another date for Valentine's day.

ooc: Yes well... he's not the brightest bulb around.

[theunderburger]

I.... didn't say I'd fed him.

How many have you got already?

[tezuka_ku]

Really?

One...

[theunderburger]

Totally!

Uh, well, you're all set then! I'll just be going...

[tezuka_ku]

You are a horrible liar. You mentioned feeding him ten donuts three comments ago.

We still need to have our talk.

ooc: Tezuka gets so frustrated dealing with Kamio and Momoshiro. He doesn't know how people so dumb can survive.

[theunderburger]

But... if you got a date... and you bought to doughnut idea... what do we need to talk about?

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[ooc: it's a mystery of the world....]

[tezuka_ku]

It's something best discussed in person. In private.

[theunderburger]

Look, Tezuka-senpai... just because you're a son of Zeus or whatever doesn't mean you have a date for V-day and then just have a thing with me on the side! The Great Momoshiro is made for better things than that!