I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that I was informed a short while ago by the Blessed Virgin Mary that I am to be having a baby.
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I was wondering about "vaginas". Will I be growing one. :[ They scare me. I don't want one. Is there any other way. :|
Also, will it be possible to breast feed my child despite the fact that my chest isn't very well endowed. I was told that mother's milk lowers rates of hospital admissions, ear infections, diarrhea, rashes, allergies, and other medical problems than bottle-fed babies.
Also, will I menstruate when this is over. The thought disturbs me. :|
Tezuka, my dear, you needn't worry about all of this. I'll be posting a comprehensive guide to male pregnancies once I've informed the last mother. Why don't you go relax for a while, love?
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I was wondering about "vaginas". Will I be growing one. :[ They scare me. I don't want one. Is there any other way. :|
Also, will it be possible to breast feed my child despite the fact that my chest isn't very well endowed. I was told that mother's milk lowers rates of hospital admissions, ear infections, diarrhea, rashes, allergies, and other medical problems than bottle-fed babies.
Also, will I menstruate when this is over. The thought disturbs me. :|
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