An Important Announcement.

[tez_chan]

I'm sure you will all be pleased to know that I was informed a short while ago by the Blessed Virgin Mary that I am to be having a baby.

Comments

[wtfitsmary]

Oh, my, dear Tezuka, I'm so glad that you're being more positive about this. Just tell Mary if there's anything she can do to help.

[chocolatehelps]

Let me guess, you brainwash them too--or try to.

[tez_chan]

Will do, Mary-san. :|

[wtfitsmary]

Brilliant.

[tez_chan]

Mary-san, I have several.

I was wondering about "vaginas". Will I be growing one. :[ They scare me. I don't want one. Is there any other way. :|

Also, will it be possible to breast feed my child despite the fact that my chest isn't very well endowed. I was told that mother's milk lowers rates of hospital admissions, ear infections, diarrhea, rashes, allergies, and other medical problems than bottle-fed babies.

Also, will I menstruate when this is over. The thought disturbs me. :|

[wtfitsmary]

Tezuka, my dear, you needn't worry about all of this. I'll be posting a comprehensive guide to male pregnancies once I've informed the last mother. Why don't you go relax for a while, love?

[tez_chan]

Thank you, Mary. :|

[wtfitsmary]

You're welcome, my child.