Okay..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to im_thecatalyst in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I bought porn for sam_not_sammy (10 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In October I punched torrance_s in the arm (-10 points). In January societyboyslut and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (950 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
texastwig
Where's my pony?