Chicken and the egging on.

[texaslawchick]

So I looked down at my phone the other night, and I found this threatening message:



The only appropriate response was:



Apparently, the other side didn't understand "cat" so their response was:



We can do nose:



And that was just the start of the discussion.

The expanded to their full length.



So did we.




They brought out reinforcements.



So did we.



They peered at us over food.



We loomed over shoulders.



They took over the kitchen.



We held the couch.



They ate dogfood.



We ate rawhide.



They showed us their conquored squid.



We showed them the skins of sheep.



They called us chicken.



We asked "who you callin' chicken?"



There was a small breakdown in communication (read: I accidently deleted the next one from my phone).

And we responded with force.



They pretend to lose interest in us.



So we bring out the big guns.



They are clearly defeated.



And we celebrate our victory.