A lunch time conversation
my dad: ....and I was horny. She was gone for four days!
my mom: I was not. I left on Friday. It was Sunday.
my dad: Well, it felt like longer.
me: You know, some of us don't have the benefit of getting laid every day.
Claudia and a friend: (nodding emphaticially in agreement)
my dad: I highly recommend it.
me: I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
Sometimes I think that maybe other families don't have the same mealtime conversations that my family has.
my mom: I was not. I left on Friday. It was Sunday.
my dad: Well, it felt like longer.
me: You know, some of us don't have the benefit of getting laid every day.
Claudia and a friend: (nodding emphaticially in agreement)
my dad: I highly recommend it.
me: I'm working on it. I'm working on it.
Sometimes I think that maybe other families don't have the same mealtime conversations that my family has.