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I was innocently sitting in a parking lot, waiting for the obnoxiously bright red* Hummer H3 in front of me to figure out what the fuck she was going to do. After a minute with no cars coming, she turns right, going the wrong way down a one way street, realizes that though the could win the head on collision, it'd be difficult to explain to her insurance company, and starts to back up to where she started.
All of this while continuing her fascinating discussion on her cell phone.
My three horn honks were not as effective at alerting her to my presence behind her as my bumper was. After she tapped me, she looked at me through her mirror and did that big eyed, "Oh my" expression that bleach blondes like to do when they fuck up but don't want to admit any fault, mouthed "sorry" in an insincere way, and drove away.
I hate fucking Hummer drivers who aren't in the military. They seem to be universally idiotic.
*My Explorer is the same color, but that's a totally different type of obnoxiousness.
All of this while continuing her fascinating discussion on her cell phone.
My three horn honks were not as effective at alerting her to my presence behind her as my bumper was. After she tapped me, she looked at me through her mirror and did that big eyed, "Oh my" expression that bleach blondes like to do when they fuck up but don't want to admit any fault, mouthed "sorry" in an insincere way, and drove away.
I hate fucking Hummer drivers who aren't in the military. They seem to be universally idiotic.
*My Explorer is the same color, but that's a totally different type of obnoxiousness.