random misc. crud-nuggets

Feb 20, 2006 13:32

I would still rather go hunting with Cheney, than ride in a car, with Kennedy at the wheel, over a bridge.

How great would it be if W dusted off Reagan's old joke about Russia for Iran? "My fellow Americans. I am pleased to say, that I have, today, signed legislation that will outlaw IRAN forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." hahahahahahaha :D I think I'll get a white t, and a sharpie, and make a shirt with that quote, then wear it all over. heheh :)

Two brand spanking new baby horsies at the horse ranch accross the street. They run and prance, and wag their little bottle brush tails, as they follow their momma around the field. hehehe They are so tiny and cute. :D And they are still smaller than my sister/brother-in-law's two dogs.

Kristin has reappeared out of the blue Saturday! She calls out of nowhere, and tells me that she had just returned from a recovery center! Turns out that around December, She woke up one day and said to herself, "Fuck this, I don't wanna do coke, xtc, or pot anymore, and signed herself up. I am sooooo proud of her! Been totally clean for the last almost two months! YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY KRISTIN!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks soo good, and healthy! Her hair is brunette now, and she has a twinkle of life in her eyes again, and her smile is back to being infectious. Of course, even at her worst, she could still wear medusa's snakes, and entice men to hell with a smile. Anyway, point being, my good friend is returned and clean now, and my nightmares that returned when she went away, have gone again!

I was thinking about Taking Mindi up on her offer of a free snake for a pet on Friday night. Then I remembered that I couldn't afford all the equipment, and mice needed to take care of it. Then I also remembered that my roomie has almost as bad a phobia of snakes, as I do of spiders. Yep. Those evil, disgusting, creepy, crawly, hairy things with too many eyes, and legs. yuck!

Sometimes Liberals are sooooo rediculous, it's down-right funny! Reading the opinion page of the Gainesville Sun today, People at Deja-Brew were looking at me weird this morning as I damn near fell off the bench outside, I was laughing so damn hard.

I think I will learn Japanese soon. That way I can have an in with half of all the women I am attracted too. Red heads with green eyes, and Japanese women. hhhmmm......
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