May 03, 2006 04:15
***sounds of impirial trumpets fill the air***
Frank Thomas has raised his batting average to .200 with his 2-for-5, 2 RBI performance today. He also did something seldom seen and acted as a one man iron curtain during an A's/Angels bench clearer, protecting Jason Kendall from an approaching swarm of Angels players. I love the heart and intensity, but please, don't get hurt again.
In other news, Barry Bonds is two shy of tying Babe Ruth's 2nd place mark on the all-time homeruns list.
In related news, nobody cares because Barry Bonds is a cantakerous wound on the ribcage of baseball.