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I'm no Chef Boyardee, but I try to cook things...often with disastrous results. Today, I decided to cook a skillet meal for the first time. I had all of my ingredients and utensils prepared--except for a lid to cover the skillet. I looked everywhere with no luck; finally, I crouched down to a cabinet in the far corner and opened it up. I peered inside, my jaw dropped, and I fell back, exclaiming, "HOOOOOOOLY SHIT!"
Wanna see what I found?
That's right...
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK I FOUND BOOZE!
On top of that, my dinner turned out well. A massive hurricane is on its way here, along with my family...and I could care less.
I have vodka, a full stomach and a sci-fi marathon...I must go. I will update you all on my meeting with the president of TSTC and my fight for my final paycheck soon.
Wanna see what I found?
That's right...
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK I FOUND BOOZE!
On top of that, my dinner turned out well. A massive hurricane is on its way here, along with my family...and I could care less.
I have vodka, a full stomach and a sci-fi marathon...I must go. I will update you all on my meeting with the president of TSTC and my fight for my final paycheck soon.