Teach a Czech to fish...

[texas_swordsman]

What an interesting night this has become. It all started when my friend and I decided to go fishing around midnight. He met me at my house first and I told him he should wear a spiffy fisherman's hat like my new one, but he was quite proud of his bald head. Meh. After some discussion, we both agreed to try our luck on the river first, not far

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[ordainedacedia]

*pokes you in the side* This is what happens when I leave to go master technical half diminished minor scales in 16ths. I feel like venting. This will due.... MY FUCKING HAND! I BROKE THROUGH THREE CALLUSES I'VE BEEN BUILDING FOR FOUR YEARS IN ONE NIGHT! COCKSUCKING WARRELFORSAKEN POSSESSED DYKE GUITAR! GOSH! I am never again buying an instrument with the first name of a female in it's model title... sure.. the tremolo 6 pick-ups may be more versatile than the Duncan 8 model found in the Warrior, but Shuldiner knew. I played everything in 16ths just to prove something to myself. *kicks it in the side* Too femme for you, eh? DIE DIE DIE DIE DIDEDIIEIEIDIEIDIDEIDEE! FUCKING DYKE! Always on your period, eh? WELL WIPE THE BLOOD OFF MY HAND! Should have told me before I fingered you. Oooooh Nietzsche.... Unlike Luca Turilli, I am not a mechanical genetically enhanced cyborg from the past destined to save things from MYSTICAL DRAGONS AND HOBGOBLINS! I AM MADE OF FLESH! NECROPHAGIST! EPITAPH! BAH TO YOU! ANGER!

[texas_swordsman]

*pats head* Feel better now?

[ordainedacedia]

I wish I had a gelati..

.....and some gay porn..

...well, new gay porn...

You know that bat under my couch? It died.

[texas_swordsman]

A pity the bat died. As for the porn, nothing I can do to help you with that one. :P

*hands you a demon skull* Amuse yourself with this ;)