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Mar 09, 2009 20:09

I think I took a wrong turn at the quiz page.

You Should Call Your Boobs "Dick & Jane"


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I think only one of us has boobs... supermarketsam March 9 2009, 09:43:29 UTC


You Should Call Your Boobs "Cowboy & Indian"


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Re: I think only one of us has boobs... texas33forever March 9 2009, 09:46:34 UTC
That's disturbin'. I ain't referring t'one of ya' boobs as "Indian".

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 09:54:29 UTC
But ya like the idea of 'em bein' cowboys?

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 09:56:18 UTC
No, that's even worse.

Six thinks I'm fat. He said I've got man boobs.

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 09:57:30 UTC
Do ya wanna name my boobs?

Ya ain't fat... Ya can't be with all ya been throwin' up. And ya ain't got man boobs. Ya just a bit unfit, that's all.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:00:23 UTC
Can't we just stick with callin' 'em boobs?

I couldn't fit in t'my jeans and he wants to QB me with sex.

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 10:03:57 UTC
Yeah, 'course. Just askin'. Don't want ya thinkin' ya can't if ya wanted to.

Ya didn't throw 'em out, did ya? Not ya beautiful jeans... And he--what? I thought you two were just friends.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:07:40 UTC
Nah, it's cool.

Yeah, I did. They shrunk.

... what? No! Damnit. Not sex with him, sex with you. I ain't havin' sex with Six, Mac will pull my scrotum up over my head and shoot it off.

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 10:12:00 UTC
... We need t'get ya new ones. Like, soon.

What's J gotta do with sex with me? Ya don't need him t'cheer ya on, or somethin' do ya? And yeah she would, so probably good ya ain't gonna have sex with J.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:16:05 UTC
I think all the ones in the shop mighta shrunk too...

He wants t'train me to get fit. Says I'm gonna get man boobs now I ain't in the Panthers and that skinny sucks. Or somethin'. He said if I listen and do everythin' he says each day with him, ya'll have sex with me anyway I want in the night.

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 10:18:56 UTC
Oh, darlin'...

Skinny doesn't suck, but it ain't gonna make college football easy on ya. I don't really care what ya look like, T, even if I do love ya in jeans. But maybe he has a point? That's his plan? Okay, I'm in. Any way ya want if ya listen to J and do everythin' he says.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:22:40 UTC
I like trackpants.

He kinda scares me in QB Coach mode. Even in a chair. Ya' think I should do it?

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 10:34:33 UTC
Everyone likes sweatpants, T. And I gotta admit that ya can rock those too... 'specially when they slide down and show ya hip dents. Not that I'm biased, or anythin'.

Maybe this is gonna be somethin' t'help ya get through this period? Somethin' t'help ya keep ya mind off the drinkin'. I think it ain't a bad thing t'get ya fitness back... And it might help t'know what ya are capable of sober.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:42:06 UTC
Oh... yeah... um... I think Mac and Six saw me naked. Or I dreamed it.

I don't think he's gonna give up without a fight. He never does.

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supermarketsam March 9 2009, 10:44:51 UTC
They... what? When?!

'Least he's got the right idea pimpin' my body out to ya. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway.

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texas33forever March 9 2009, 10:47:08 UTC
Last night? I think? Maybe I did dream it. I dunno. Last thing I remember is 'em suckin' face in the hallway.

What? Ya' didn't know 'bout this in advance? The devious bastard.

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