What's J gotta do with sex with me? Ya don't need him t'cheer ya on, or somethin' do ya? And yeah she would, so probably good ya ain't gonna have sex with J.
I think all the ones in the shop mighta shrunk too...
He wants t'train me to get fit. Says I'm gonna get man boobs now I ain't in the Panthers and that skinny sucks. Or somethin'. He said if I listen and do everythin' he says each day with him, ya'll have sex with me anyway I want in the night.
Skinny doesn't suck, but it ain't gonna make college football easy on ya. I don't really care what ya look like, T, even if I do love ya in jeans. But maybe he has a point? That's his plan? Okay, I'm in. Any way ya want if ya listen to J and do everythin' he says.
Everyone likes sweatpants, T. And I gotta admit that ya can rock those too... 'specially when they slide down and show ya hip dents. Not that I'm biased, or anythin'.
Maybe this is gonna be somethin' t'help ya get through this period? Somethin' t'help ya keep ya mind off the drinkin'. I think it ain't a bad thing t'get ya fitness back... And it might help t'know what ya are capable of sober.
You Should Call Your Boobs "Cowboy & Indian"
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Six thinks I'm fat. He said I've got man boobs.
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Ya ain't fat... Ya can't be with all ya been throwin' up. And ya ain't got man boobs. Ya just a bit unfit, that's all.
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I couldn't fit in t'my jeans and he wants to QB me with sex.
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Ya didn't throw 'em out, did ya? Not ya beautiful jeans... And he--what? I thought you two were just friends.
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Yeah, I did. They shrunk.
... what? No! Damnit. Not sex with him, sex with you. I ain't havin' sex with Six, Mac will pull my scrotum up over my head and shoot it off.
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What's J gotta do with sex with me? Ya don't need him t'cheer ya on, or somethin' do ya? And yeah she would, so probably good ya ain't gonna have sex with J.
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He wants t'train me to get fit. Says I'm gonna get man boobs now I ain't in the Panthers and that skinny sucks. Or somethin'. He said if I listen and do everythin' he says each day with him, ya'll have sex with me anyway I want in the night.
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Skinny doesn't suck, but it ain't gonna make college football easy on ya. I don't really care what ya look like, T, even if I do love ya in jeans. But maybe he has a point? That's his plan? Okay, I'm in. Any way ya want if ya listen to J and do everythin' he says.
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He kinda scares me in QB Coach mode. Even in a chair. Ya' think I should do it?
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Maybe this is gonna be somethin' t'help ya get through this period? Somethin' t'help ya keep ya mind off the drinkin'. I think it ain't a bad thing t'get ya fitness back... And it might help t'know what ya are capable of sober.
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I don't think he's gonna give up without a fight. He never does.
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'Least he's got the right idea pimpin' my body out to ya. Not that I wouldn't do it anyway.
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What? Ya' didn't know 'bout this in advance? The devious bastard.
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