I want my sleeping in ability's back!
As a recent college graduate i never realized that the first thing to go is your ability to sleep in. I have only been graduated about 2 weeks, but already 7:30 rolls around and I am up ready to go. If i was a super hero this is not the power that i would ask for. Perhaps X-ray vision, or stretchy arms like the mom in the incredibles. My request
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Seriously? Stretching is pretty cool, especially with the degree to which Holly Hunter was able to use it in the Incredibles, but X-ray vision? Honestly, what would you do with that? Even as a guy I think it'd be pretty useless on the whole. Though you could make a mint at a Casino, you'd just have to learn to count cards down the deck. What about Teleportation, Superspeed, Metamorphing, Telepathy & Telekinesis, Ability to turn your body to ice, Phasing, Healing factor, or the best and first power always to have, Flight! I don't think you've fully considered your options for superpowers!
Pedometer's rock! I want a Pedometer! I'd figure out how much walkin it took me to make say steak, potato, and salad for dinner vs. a chicken spiniach panini. And yo-yo's are just crazy fun! Honestly I think they're the most underrated instrument in the ninja's arsenal. They just zip outta no where and BAM! DEAD! And where would you have been with x-ray vision? Still dead! You'd have just known who the ninja was, which isn't all too helpful at that point...
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