My First State of the Union
So I decided that now I am paying real money to taxes and am a grown up and shit I should watch the state of the union. I guess that I didn't realize what it was, a big Pep rally. They stand and clap. they do that alot, but the joke is when half of the room stands and the other half dosen't really want to but feels obligated to join the Pep Rally and so they are a few seconds behind.
This was like me at my big meeeting on Friday. They have them at every quater. Now you all know my lack of cheering ability unless it is for something good like a shot or I'm sure there are a few other things. But under no curcumstances do I ever chant. Chanting is how the cult sucks you in. So when the guy at the front tried to make us say "Billion Dollar Beauty Buisness" I didn't it was my own personal rebelion. I work for a cult. But there were cookies afterwards and juice boxes.
This was like me at my big meeeting on Friday. They have them at every quater. Now you all know my lack of cheering ability unless it is for something good like a shot or I'm sure there are a few other things. But under no curcumstances do I ever chant. Chanting is how the cult sucks you in. So when the guy at the front tried to make us say "Billion Dollar Beauty Buisness" I didn't it was my own personal rebelion. I work for a cult. But there were cookies afterwards and juice boxes.