gargle for your health.
Once upon a time,long ago in a bar in delaware was a humble man named malcolm redding.He was a kind, whitty gent. the only thing wrong with this fine man was his extreme shyness and obsession to be obsessed...with any thing. well anyway this was a normal night at this old,runned down bar.the spectacular tunes of timbuk3 was blairing in the bar and could be heard from blocks away causing everyone to be in a crzy dance craze of death.So malcolm was feeling the beat of the music and decided to take a chance on the dance floor. See he wasn't too good with the women so he was very bashful with himself. but not tonight. he had already consumed two full bottles of jagermeister so to say the least...he was cocked out his mind.
so as he danced his heart away he bumped into a guy and his girlfreind, knocking them both over. see...malcolm was also bad with women because he weighed in at a whopping 450 plus pounds. so he hit them hard. the guy got mad and didnt waste any time and just punched malcolm right in the fucking face and layed him out. he got up ,not knowing what had just happened and just shat his pants in front of everyone at the bar. people where vomiting by the awful stench of rotting ass juice. even the bouncers didnt want to go near him.
so as he walked off the dance floor muttering the lyrics to the song that was moving and grooving him. "the sun is so bright i don't ware shades huhuuh ahh what the fuck" he said as he sat in his soiled jeans. when everyone yelled at him he got up on the top of the table and pulled of his pants and reveiled his penis to all who was at the bar and yelled "I am the dominant crustation in the sea"
don't drink
peace be with you
Brandon Teves
so as he danced his heart away he bumped into a guy and his girlfreind, knocking them both over. see...malcolm was also bad with women because he weighed in at a whopping 450 plus pounds. so he hit them hard. the guy got mad and didnt waste any time and just punched malcolm right in the fucking face and layed him out. he got up ,not knowing what had just happened and just shat his pants in front of everyone at the bar. people where vomiting by the awful stench of rotting ass juice. even the bouncers didnt want to go near him.
so as he walked off the dance floor muttering the lyrics to the song that was moving and grooving him. "the sun is so bright i don't ware shades huhuuh ahh what the fuck" he said as he sat in his soiled jeans. when everyone yelled at him he got up on the top of the table and pulled of his pants and reveiled his penis to all who was at the bar and yelled "I am the dominant crustation in the sea"
don't drink
peace be with you
Brandon Teves