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[teutonictraitor]

[[Well, Guntram hasn't been doing badly so far since he arrived. Much to his displeasure, his drone wife respawned, at which point he locked her in the basement just to keep her out of his hair. Drone!son has respawned as well, and soon joined his mother in the basement. Guntram was more than a little confused by the box top thing that turned up in

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[fearthefool]

M'sieur Doktor, may I interest you in a business venture?

Oh this is not going to end well.

[teutonictraitor]

Hmm. Vhat sort of venture, Herr? [[Curious Medic is curious.]]

*evil lighnting*

[fearthefool]

I have in my foyer a little booklet that advertises a number of personal belongings that went missing when I arrived. Have they given you one, as well?

[teutonictraitor]

Ja. My uniform is zhe first zhing I desire back--followed by eizher my Blutsauger or my Ubersaw, of course.

[fearthefool]

Of course they are. [Pretending he knows what those are] I'm just as eager to get my things back.

But I find it's difficult to find the right number of boxtops. It would be easier, I think, to gather up a large quantity for the price of free.

[teutonictraitor]

I believe I see vhat you are getting at here. But who vould ve target, hm?

[fearthefool]

That is why I came to you. I don't know much of this time or country, but you seem comfortable enough in it. If Clopin could help you amass a wealth of box-tops, would half of our earnings be worth the information and muscle?

[teutonictraitor]

Zhat sounds like a fine idea, Herr. Now all ve need is some people to start wizh.

[fearthefool]

True, but the more members in our party, the thinner the goods are spread.

[teutonictraitor]

Anozher point.
It may be best to 'camp' outside of zhe store und vait for people to leave.

[fearthefool]

Too many potential witnesses.

How do they transport the goods? It would be easiest to hijack a shipment before it even arrives at the store.

[teutonictraitor]

Hm. I am not sure--zhis vould require some observations.

In zhe meantime, ve could accumulate more before making our move, in case it does not vork.

[fearthefool]

That sounds like a fine plan. I suggest a few honest purchases of cereal to make it seem less suspicious when we both suddenly happen upon a ton.

[teutonictraitor]

Good point.
You heff done somezhing similar to zhis before, I assume? [[Light laughter. It wouldn't surprise him.]]

[fearthefool]

[Manic cackle]

Have you?

[teutonictraitor]

Of course. [[Snort. He isn't a buck newbie at this sort of thing.]] It really isn't zhat hard at all vhen you heff zhe skill for it.