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[teutonictraitor]

[[Really, he should've been expecting something similar to this. Guntram got his uniform back, at the cost of his right thumb/pointer finger. He can still do his doctorly things, just a lot less skillfully--of course he was going to lose fingers on his dominant hand. Figures

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[doc_furcoat]

Lost a middle finger fer my 'uniform'. Guess they like fingers. Must... eat em or somethin'.

[teutonictraitor]

[[Oh hey, you again. Alright, since you're pretty cool Guntram will spare you the generic insults he had ready. He still sounds rather irritated, though.]]
It honestly vould not surprise me.
I could probably reattach zhem if zhey are being kept properly und zhey vere returned shortly, but zhe chances of zhat are not very high.

[doc_furcoat]

[You are a gentleman, Guntram.]

I'd say nothin' surprises me 'ere, but I'd be lyin'. Still. Wouldn't surprise me either.

Heh, they probably tossed em behind the fuckin' buildin'. All the homeless mutts are nibblin' on our fingers right now I bet.

[teutonictraitor]

[[That is a horrifying thought.]]

Und vaste good parts? Zhat cannot be it.
[[If it were him, he would be having a field day!]]

[doc_furcoat]

That's you thinkin' they care 'bout parts and what's good an' what's not.

I'm guessin' they don't care.

[teutonictraitor]

But vhat could be done vith zhem--! Do zhese dummkoofs not understand zhe tests zhat could be run, zhe experiments zhat could be performed? Impossible!

[[Wasting good body parts = mortal sin in his book.]]

[doc_furcoat]

[ZHEY MUZT BE PUNISHED!]

Give it a couple more days, y'might jus' see that the stupidity runs pretty damn high 'ere an' nothin' is impossible.

Bah, HTMLFail.

[teutonictraitor]

[[INDEED ZHEY MUST.]]

[[He's just flabbergasted. That's -horrible-, completely horrible. No guilt over his drone wife and he's acting like the world is dead over some body parts. That's Guntram for you!]]
Und zhese are zhe forces zhat heff kept us here?

Haha, happens to us all~

[doc_furcoat]

Seems like it. I'm jus' waitin' t'see who's the man behind the curtain myself.

I'd like t'punch em in the damn teeth.

[teutonictraitor]

You und everyone else in zhis town, I bet.

[doc_furcoat]

Oh I'm sure there are plenty other things people'd like t'do to em.

[teutonictraitor]

Undoubtedly. I can zhink of a few zhings off zhe top of my head.

[[Because hnnng fingers.]]

[doc_furcoat]

Really now? Anythin' specific?

[Grin. And... DAMN FINGERS.]

[teutonictraitor]

All sorts of specifics. It vould ruin zhe fun if I said zhem now, wouldn't it?

[doc_furcoat]

Promise I won't tell any one, mate. Jus' be our little secret.