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[teutonictraitor]

[[Really, he should've been expecting something similar to this. Guntram got his uniform back, at the cost of his right thumb/pointer finger. He can still do his doctorly things, just a lot less skillfully--of course he was going to lose fingers on his dominant hand. Figures

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[armywithcountry]

[There's a brief pause, then Prussia starts talking rapidly in German.]

Wait, you know German? And you own a military uniform? Awesome! You Prussian? [SO EXCITED]

[teutonictraitor]

[[WHOA this is unexpected. Still, Guntram gets over the whole 'whaaaat' moment pretty quick and answers right back. Prussia gets +10 respect points right out the gate.]]
Not Prussian, but yes to the others.

[armywithcountry]

[D-disappoint. He recovers almost instantly, though.]

Well, at least you know a proper language. What country you from, then? Don't say Austria.

[teutonictraitor]

Austria? Don't make me laugh. [[Snort.]] Germany.

[[He is of the firm belief that Germany = best country ever.]]

[armywithcountry]

[Someone who speaks German and hates Austria? HELLO THERE NEW BFF]

Not a fan of that weakling, huh? Great, I like you already! And Germany's supposed to be my awesome little brother, so that's good enough for me!

[teutonictraitor]

Austria just isn't as good as my homeland.
Who is it that I am speaking to, hm?

[[Waaait, what. That bit there with the brother does not compute. Guntram isn't going to poke into that can of worms just yet, though.]]

[armywithcountry]

That sissy's not good as anyone's homeland. And I'm the great and awesome Kingdom of Prussia! What's your name, soldier?

[teutonictraitor]

Medic to my teammates. Guntram Korbinian, at your service.

[[See that? That was an open indication Prussia was awesome because he's the first person Guntram's told his name to here.]]

[armywithcountry]

[FUCK YEAH AWESOME ARMY BUDDY GET]

Good to meet you, Guntram. Medic, huh? Fucking awesome! Get to see the action and help out your fellow soldier! The bastards here take your fingers, then?

There is no way this is going to end well for people.

[teutonictraitor]

It usually works better when they aren't blowing themselves up while I patch up somebody else.
Mm, yes. [[Hmph. Prussia can almost hear the scowl.]] It is...bothersome. But I will adjust.

Mayfield's gonna get its ass kicked

[armywithcountry]

Ha, that's what I like to hear! None of this bitching and sissy whining about shit. We need more people like you in this fucking town.

Gonna be completely anhilliated.

[teutonictraitor]

If there were more people 'like me' in this town, I am sure we would be out already.

[[Probably because they all did something stupid and ended up getting permadroned for it. But Guntram can have his little fantasy.]]

[armywithcountry]

Exactly! All of the weaklings here whining about losing a limb or whatever need to see what being on a real battlefield's like! Getting wounded's just part of the risk when you're at war!

[teutonictraitor]

One comes to expect it after fighting long enough, anyway.

I will admit, I was more than a little impressed by the speed with which they were removed. Fascinating--I did not even see him move to do it.
[[Oh dear. He's getting ideas now.]]

[armywithcountry]

Really? Maybe they droned you or brainwashed you or something when they did it. I heard it's possible for them to erase memories here.

[teutonictraitor]

That is...hm. Interesting. I had not considered that. [[This requires investigation. Oh joy. He does -not- like the idea that they might have tampered with his mind, however briefly.]]
Regardless, if there was one on our side with that kind of capability, we would have nothing to fear from this wretched town.