Zehn

Dec 26, 2010 12:57

[You likely didn't see much of BLU Medic yesterday, on Christmas. This was partially because he was busy annoying the everloving crap out of RED Medic, and partially because he was making Important Things on the floor of his living room. What were those Important Things, you ask? Why, you'll see them posted all over town! They're posters, lettered in bright colors and with exceptionally bad drawings (hey, Medic is a... well... Medic, not an artist), stuck on telephone poles and fences and walls and on the windshield of your car. They all say things like

SAY NO TO DRONE TORTURE
drones are people too

WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
cooperate for a brighter future

MURDER DOESN'T HELP ANYONE
except the mayor and grady, probably
for you see, BLU Medic's gift from Santa was a newfound interest in actually doing what he's supposed to do as a doctor. That is, try to keep people healthy, whole and happy. He suddenly loves the idea of peace and love, and can't for the life of him stand all this needless violence. You can find him:

A. Putting up one of his posters, possibly on your car or even over the window of your house.

B. Handing out smaller, but equally preachy, fliers in the park.

C. Trying to tell an oblivious drone man that he's very sorry for killing him that one time and look, he baked him some Christmas cookies as an apology gift.]

!action, !event: santa claus is coming to town

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