Neun

[teutonic_terror]

[So. Um. Medic isn't doing so well. He got the turkey full of hydrochloric acid, and apparently even prodding one of those with your Ubersaw is enough to set it off. He's hurt. Badly. And in a securely locked house full of unhelpful drones -- even his happy little drone wife, who he was momentarily glad to see back when she replaced Serah, isn't

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[teutonictraitor]

Hm? You heff been hurt?

2/2

[teutonictraitor]

[[WELL ALRIGHTY THEN, he's okay with this.]]

Ach, Herr. You appear to heff fallen for anozher trap of zhis town's. I am surprised zhat you vould be so gullible!
[[but oh man, the second he gets out of this house, it's gonna be Ubersaw time all up in here. Because this deserves some rubbing in.]]

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[teutonic_terror]

[OH GOD YOU ARE SUCH A DICKFACE]
[no seriously]

I did not fall for anyzhing. I vhas inspecting und zhe thing sprayed acid at me! Und don't you play coy. You had a hand in zhis in some vhay und so help me--

[He breaks off into a coughing fit. OW FUCK.]

[teutonictraitor]

Nein, I did not. [[For once.]] Zhough I vish I had, Herr!

I zhought zhat you vould know better, seeing as you heff been here longer. It seems zhat I vas wrong!

[teutonic_terror]

[Hey Guntram]
[Go die.]

I heff never experienced somezhing like zhis.

[he is german what is thanksgiving]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Aw, Fritz, why you gotta be like that. He trolls because he loves is obsessed.]]

Vell, I believe zhis vill teach you. If not, I vill gladly volunteer myself as zhe one to kill you if somezhing like zhis occurs again.