[All of Mayfield receives a phone-call, 'real' people and drones alike. It says that it's coming from the Haydn household, but the voice on the phone certainly doesn't sound like Mr. Fritz Haydn, aka the BLU Medic. His tone is cheerful and bouncy, and his speech is completely accent-free.]
Good morning! We at the Haydn household have a little problem we need you to help us solve. We recently bought a new couch, and have nowhere to put the old one. It's a bit of a pickle, I can tell you!
[There's a boisterous, very un-Medic-like laugh.]
It's in good condition, with a very nice floral pattern. If you're interested, come on over and take a look at it! We're at 724 Anderson Lane. The house with the begonias out front! You can't miss it.
[ooc: So, this is Medic's drone post while I wait for his
canon update to be accepted. You can either respond on the phone or with action; just make it plain which it is. Have a good time interacting with all-American Fritz Haydn and his couch. Alternatively, be freaked out that Medic is being nice. ]