Porn and Chocolate
Title: Porn and Chocolate
Pairing: ShiHan
Rating: Hard R
Notes: For weaselbee, for always being an awesome commenter, and because we apparently have everything in common ~ ILU. <3
Her prompt was Porn and Chocolate. ^_^
T____T I didn't realize until I was almost done writing this that Hankyung's birthday is the day before Siwon's. Just... ignore that fact. Because it doesn't work with my fic. Lol.
And also, I don’t think Siwon’s in character. I don’t know, it’s a fun story anyway. XP
There were only a few days left until Siwon’s birthday, and Hankyung was beginning to panic. They’d been dating for several months, and Hankyung knew he needed to get his boyfriend something incredible for his birthday to show him how much he loved him. Hankyung had been spending all of his spare time shopping for the perfect present, but he still hadn’t found anything good enough. Finally, in desperation, he turned to his fellow Super Junior members for advice.
“Heechul-hyung,” he asked one night at dinner, “I need some advice on what to get Siwon for his birthday.” Heechul shook his head incredulously. "You mean no one told you about the tradition?" Hankyung shook his head.
"In Korea, on a man's 21st birthday, he must be given porn and chocolate by the one he loves!"
Jay started choking on his dinner and Kibum jumped up to save him.
Hankyung didn’t even notice, he was too busy staring at Heechul. He must not have understood the Korean correctly. “Hyung, could you repeat that please?” Heechul smirked. "If you don't give him porn and chocolate the night of his birthday, he will have bad luck for the next ten years. I can’t believe no one told you."
"You can't be serious..."
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
"I can't give Siwon... porn..."
Jay gasped melodramatically from across the table as he sat back down. (Kibum did a good job saving his life, apparently.) "You won't just be dooming Siwon, you'll be dooming Super Junior as well!”
Kibum, who had also sat back down, was nodding, with his hand over his mouth (to hold back laughter).
Hankyung sighed, “Okay, hyung, whatever you say.”
***
“You mean he was serious???”
Kangin nodded. “It’s such an important tradition, Hyung, we all just assumed you knew about it.”
“But there’s something else, too, Hyung,” Sungmin said seriously, “When you give him the chocolate, you have to be sitting on him.”
Hankyung buried his face in his hands. This was getting more and more complicated.
Kangin turned to look at Sungmin, “He has to sit on him?” Sungmin looked at Kangin like he was crazy. “Well, yeah, how else do you show someone you love them?”
***
Everyone he asked said the same thing. Porn and Chocolate. Hankyung finally submitted to the inevitable. He would have to get Siwon porn and chocolate for his birthday, no matter what.
***
The night of Siwon’s birthday, Heechul, Jay, and Kibum went out, leaving Hankyung alone in the apartment. As soon as they were gone, he called Siwon. "Siwon, could you come over? I want to give you your birthday present."
About 20 minutes later, Siwon arrived, and Hankyung hurried him inside and sat him down in a chair.
He climbed into Siwon’s lap and handed him a package. “For you.”
Siwon smiled, “Hannie, you didn’t have to get me anything.” He awkwardly opened the package (it was a little difficult with Hankyung in his lap) and smiled. “Thank you, Hannie.” It was chocolate.
Hankyung wrapped his arms around his boyfriend’s neck, and looked at him seriously.
“Siwonie,” he said in rapid chinese, “I know I was supposed to get you chocolate and porn, but I really couldn’t buy porn. I mean, even if I did go to one of those stores, I couldn’t go in! Someone might see me! And it would be all over the news and the anti’s would go crazy and- it would be bad. I’m really sorry, I don’t want you to have bad luck but I don’t know what to do.”
Siwon was staring at him. “Hannie, what are you talking about?”
“Heechul told me all about it, that it’s a tradition in Korea for the one you love to get you porn and chocolate on your 21st birthday so that you don’t have bad luck for ten years.”
“Oh," Siwon said, thinking to himself. Was this a joke? But... "Ooooh, thaaat tradition." He should have corrected his boyfriend, but he’d had an… interesting idea. “What do we do, I don’t want to have bad luck!”
Hankyung frowned. “I’m so sorry! I-”
Siwon stopped him. “I have an idea. Technically there are other things you can give me that count as porn.”
“Like what?”
“Like…” Siwon leaned forward and whispered something in his hyung’s ear. Hankyung immediately turned bright red. “But we don’t have to,” he quickly added when he saw his boyfriend’s reaction, “It was just an idea.”
Hankyung shook his head. “No, we should, it’s a good idea.” He licked his lips and turned so that he could kiss Siwon lightly on the lips. The kiss quickly turned hot when Siwon pulled Hankyung closely to him and slid his tongue into his boyfriend’s mouth.
"I love you, Hannie, you're the best present I could ever have.”
Hankyung beamed at his boyfriend. "I love you too, Siwon." They kissed again, slowly and deeply.
***
Siwon moaned, thrusting repeatedly into Hankyung. He'd take this over porn any day.
Hankyung was writhing under him, his hands fisted into the sheets. "Oh god, Siwon," he whispered, pushing hips up to meet his lover’s. Siwon inside of him was better than he ever could have imagined.
Siwon finally came, his seed spilling into Hankyung. Hankyung quickly followed with a scream, his lover’s name on his lips.
Siwon withdrew a moment later and laid down beside Hankyung, pulling him close. "I wish... I'd known about this tradition... on my birthday..." Hankyung mumbled into his boyfriend's shoulder. He was falling asleep.
"There's always next year," Siwon whispered, kissing Hankyung on the top of his head. Hankyung smiled from ear to ear as he slowly drifted off into sleep.
Siwon hugged his boyfriend tightly. This was the best birthday present he could have ever asked for. He'd have to thank Heechul... tommorow.
Pairing: ShiHan
Rating: Hard R
Notes: For weaselbee, for always being an awesome commenter, and because we apparently have everything in common ~ ILU. <3
Her prompt was Porn and Chocolate. ^_^
T____T I didn't realize until I was almost done writing this that Hankyung's birthday is the day before Siwon's. Just... ignore that fact. Because it doesn't work with my fic. Lol.
And also, I don’t think Siwon’s in character. I don’t know, it’s a fun story anyway. XP
There were only a few days left until Siwon’s birthday, and Hankyung was beginning to panic. They’d been dating for several months, and Hankyung knew he needed to get his boyfriend something incredible for his birthday to show him how much he loved him. Hankyung had been spending all of his spare time shopping for the perfect present, but he still hadn’t found anything good enough. Finally, in desperation, he turned to his fellow Super Junior members for advice.
“Heechul-hyung,” he asked one night at dinner, “I need some advice on what to get Siwon for his birthday.” Heechul shook his head incredulously. "You mean no one told you about the tradition?" Hankyung shook his head.
"In Korea, on a man's 21st birthday, he must be given porn and chocolate by the one he loves!"
Jay started choking on his dinner and Kibum jumped up to save him.
Hankyung didn’t even notice, he was too busy staring at Heechul. He must not have understood the Korean correctly. “Hyung, could you repeat that please?” Heechul smirked. "If you don't give him porn and chocolate the night of his birthday, he will have bad luck for the next ten years. I can’t believe no one told you."
"You can't be serious..."
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
"I can't give Siwon... porn..."
Jay gasped melodramatically from across the table as he sat back down. (Kibum did a good job saving his life, apparently.) "You won't just be dooming Siwon, you'll be dooming Super Junior as well!”
Kibum, who had also sat back down, was nodding, with his hand over his mouth (to hold back laughter).
Hankyung sighed, “Okay, hyung, whatever you say.”
***
“You mean he was serious???”
Kangin nodded. “It’s such an important tradition, Hyung, we all just assumed you knew about it.”
“But there’s something else, too, Hyung,” Sungmin said seriously, “When you give him the chocolate, you have to be sitting on him.”
Hankyung buried his face in his hands. This was getting more and more complicated.
Kangin turned to look at Sungmin, “He has to sit on him?” Sungmin looked at Kangin like he was crazy. “Well, yeah, how else do you show someone you love them?”
***
Everyone he asked said the same thing. Porn and Chocolate. Hankyung finally submitted to the inevitable. He would have to get Siwon porn and chocolate for his birthday, no matter what.
***
The night of Siwon’s birthday, Heechul, Jay, and Kibum went out, leaving Hankyung alone in the apartment. As soon as they were gone, he called Siwon. "Siwon, could you come over? I want to give you your birthday present."
About 20 minutes later, Siwon arrived, and Hankyung hurried him inside and sat him down in a chair.
He climbed into Siwon’s lap and handed him a package. “For you.”
Siwon smiled, “Hannie, you didn’t have to get me anything.” He awkwardly opened the package (it was a little difficult with Hankyung in his lap) and smiled. “Thank you, Hannie.” It was chocolate.
Hankyung wrapped his arms around his boyfriend’s neck, and looked at him seriously.
“Siwonie,” he said in rapid chinese, “I know I was supposed to get you chocolate and porn, but I really couldn’t buy porn. I mean, even if I did go to one of those stores, I couldn’t go in! Someone might see me! And it would be all over the news and the anti’s would go crazy and- it would be bad. I’m really sorry, I don’t want you to have bad luck but I don’t know what to do.”
Siwon was staring at him. “Hannie, what are you talking about?”
“Heechul told me all about it, that it’s a tradition in Korea for the one you love to get you porn and chocolate on your 21st birthday so that you don’t have bad luck for ten years.”
“Oh," Siwon said, thinking to himself. Was this a joke? But... "Ooooh, thaaat tradition." He should have corrected his boyfriend, but he’d had an… interesting idea. “What do we do, I don’t want to have bad luck!”
Hankyung frowned. “I’m so sorry! I-”
Siwon stopped him. “I have an idea. Technically there are other things you can give me that count as porn.”
“Like what?”
“Like…” Siwon leaned forward and whispered something in his hyung’s ear. Hankyung immediately turned bright red. “But we don’t have to,” he quickly added when he saw his boyfriend’s reaction, “It was just an idea.”
Hankyung shook his head. “No, we should, it’s a good idea.” He licked his lips and turned so that he could kiss Siwon lightly on the lips. The kiss quickly turned hot when Siwon pulled Hankyung closely to him and slid his tongue into his boyfriend’s mouth.
"I love you, Hannie, you're the best present I could ever have.”
Hankyung beamed at his boyfriend. "I love you too, Siwon." They kissed again, slowly and deeply.
***
Siwon moaned, thrusting repeatedly into Hankyung. He'd take this over porn any day.
Hankyung was writhing under him, his hands fisted into the sheets. "Oh god, Siwon," he whispered, pushing hips up to meet his lover’s. Siwon inside of him was better than he ever could have imagined.
Siwon finally came, his seed spilling into Hankyung. Hankyung quickly followed with a scream, his lover’s name on his lips.
Siwon withdrew a moment later and laid down beside Hankyung, pulling him close. "I wish... I'd known about this tradition... on my birthday..." Hankyung mumbled into his boyfriend's shoulder. He was falling asleep.
"There's always next year," Siwon whispered, kissing Hankyung on the top of his head. Hankyung smiled from ear to ear as he slowly drifted off into sleep.
Siwon hugged his boyfriend tightly. This was the best birthday present he could have ever asked for. He'd have to thank Heechul... tommorow.