Split Personality Disorder [chapter one]
title: Split Personality Disorder
pairing: Cho Kyuhyun x Ahn Carmi(OC)
genre: au!hs, au!supernatural, romance, comedy, action?
rating: pg-13, for swearing.
length: chaptered.
a/n: for my friend. XD
--
Here it goes again. The same cycle i was in. Waking up, being scolded by umma for waking up late, eating breakfast, running to school, being scolded by my homeroom teacher, studying, going home, sleeping, and then waking up again.
Everyday is just like that, literally. I don't know if i have a curse that i am stuck in this situation. Everything is getting so boring - well from the very first start it IS so boring, my life is boring. And i bet there's no other creature in this world that has the same boring life that i have.
I dont know but im starting to get this feeling that my life is under the control of aliens. Funny isnt it? Its because of my friend -- i mean, ANNOYING friend and seatmate -- Donghae influencing me that aliens are real.
Don't you think so too? Are aliens real?
...Uh huh - now im starting to think im becoming a weird guy like Donghae. Oh well.
Weeks had gone so fast, like Japan's bullet train
And if you'll ask me if something had happened to my boring life? Well my answer is a big NO. But honestly there's something-- no, i mean someone-- who just caught my attention these past few days. And its not what you think, i don't have a crush on her for f*ck's sake. and yes, its a her. She's somewhat interesting. There's a part of her that i'm interested with. And again, NO, i'm not interested on her body, legs, boobs, ass or whatsoever.
I found this dumbass girl to be interesting in an abnormal way. She's weird, really. She's extraordinary. I can't believe there's such a girl existing. And if you'll know her better, im sure you'll get insane. Mark my word, im not kidding. And to end her description, she's an ice cream addict.
Her name is Ahn... er, Carol? Arnie? Charie? Jermi? ah! Ahn Carmi. Funny name right? She's a half Korean half Filipina girl. Exactly 1month ago, the weird girl transferred on our school. The funny thing is, she entered a korean high school without so much knowledge about korean language. Poor little girl.
There's one time that my friends and i were walking inside the cafeteria when we heard a loud noise at the corner. And as expected, Ahn Carmi made the noise. Do you have an idea what she did? Stupid Ahn Carmi just spilled her orange juice on her own body. What a beautiful sight. The spilled orange juice obviously made her whole body wet and gross... and made her wet clothes revealed her nice looking body. Woah. This weird girl has such a nice body, i can't believe it. There's also the time when she introduced herself in front of the class. She was shaking and trembling while looking at her own feet. The teacher noticed her nervousness so the teacher tried to pat her arm. But when she felt someone touched her, she squealed like an idiot and she punched our homeroom teacher. Everyone can't believe what they were seeing. And I, also, was laughing my ass out. She apologized noticing what she just did. Lucky her, if she wasn't a new student, she would have been suspended for a month for punching a terror teacher just like that! After she apologized, she went back on introducing herself. "I... nice to meet y-you everyone." She said in a broken korean. "im Ahn Carmi... and... I- I LOVE ICE CREAM!" she shouted and ran furiously to her chair.
Now you know how weird she is. But then again, these are only some or just 1% of her weird experiences.
And I won't lie to you. She's pretty, has a nice body, long wavy hair, and she's not one of those flrty girls i have around me. For some reason, this girl is starting to catch my attention.
Ugh... I just realized i was talking too much about her, not letting myself to say my name. By the way I am Cho Ky--
"YAH! PRETTY BOY!", stupid Donghae just interrupted my introduction. "you even have a nerve to walk here on the street looking pretty when we are so late for our homeroom? you really have guts!" he placed his arm around my neck and smiled there like an idiot. well he's normally an idiot. I don't know how he got his girlfriend.
To be exact, i was on my way to school, daydreaming for the past few minutes and mentioning this Ahn Carmi when he suddenly appeared and talked nonsense.
I rolled my eyes and put his arm down. "you really know how to disturb people, don't you? go away. i don't care if i'm late." i walked faster and ignored him.
But as i expected, he ran after me and patted my head. wth?! "Call me hyung, you stupid dongsaeng!"
I was ready to kick him but as usual, he would always run when he knows im pissed off. And why would i call him hyung? even if someone offers a million, i won't call him that.
I looked at my wrist watch only to find out that im already 10mins late. But i just shrugged it off. Im used to it. I would always come to school so late that even the teachers are starting to get tired and ignore my tardiness.
Yawning lazily, I spat out my chewing gum somewhere and headed to the school area only to hear someone squealed and shout. The squeal sounds familiar. Turning my head with a raised eyebrow, I saw the weird girl flapping her arms and legs around looking like a mentally sick person.
"She's really weird. What the hell is she doing there flapping like an idiot?", I let out a chuckle and tucked my hands inside my pocket to enter the school, ignoring her.
I took a step forward but she squealed even louder. What the hell?!
I covered my ears and decided to look at her again only to see a flying bag heading to my face. Yes. She just threw her bag at my face!
"YAH! what's wrong with you! Didnt you see that I stepped on your gross chewing gum?! and when you saw me you just laughed and ignored me?! Huh. Guys these days!"
With my mouth widely open, I looked at her, amused. She introduced herself shyly when she entered our classroom. She barely made friends because of her shy attitude. She won't talk with anyone unless they are the one who started talking. But now, she just shouted in front of my face! Now now, this Ahn Carmi has really something on her. She really IS weird.
I smirked with an amused look on my face. "what do you want me to do? Help you? are you that weak to take off that chewing gum on your dirty shoes?"
Now its her turn to open her mouth widely. I thought she's gonna stay quiet and do nothing but it seems that i was wrong. "who do you think you are?! some kind of God?! you ugly looking pest! You're the one who's responsible for this because you spat carelessly everywhere!"
That was it. Ive had enough.
"What did you just said?! im an ugly looking pest?! If i am, then you're an ugly weird ice cream maniac! And i don't care whether i spat on your face or on everyone's face! i can spat wherever i want." i smirked again, telling her that she wont win against me.
She straightened her face and then grinned. "Oh really?" Still with a fake grin on her face, she walked to me, grabbing her bag on the way. "Mr. Cho Kyuhyun, the rumors said you are so full of yourself. Now i believe them because i just witnessed it myself. But hey, it looks like you just found someone who can beat the sh*t out of you. you stupid asshole!" With that last word, she raised her foot with the shoe which has the chewing gum on it and scratched it directly into my clean black pants.
i looked down on my pants with horror and glare at her. "what the-- you're going to die!" I reached for her to knock her out but she was fast, she slapped my hand out of the way without an effort. What a great move.
That was when the school principal appeared at my back and grabbed my ear to take me inside. "Mr. Cho, you really want to get kicked out of the school huh?"
"no sir. Not now." I answered as i glanced to weird Ahn Carmi who followed us. "not now when i found something interesting here at your school."
She mouthed some words when she glared at me. "You'll gonna die."
I answered her, copying her way of talking. "No. You're the one who's gonna die."
We were glaring at each other when the school principal barged in again. "Ms. Ahn, i saw that you were having a fight earlier outside the gate. And it seems that you can handle this brainless pretty boy. From now on, I want you to be her personal guide and i want you two to stick with each other."
"WHAT?!" Both of us shouted in unison.
--
:DD comments are appreciated.
sorry if there are mistakes.
pairing: Cho Kyuhyun x Ahn Carmi(OC)
genre: au!hs, au!supernatural, romance, comedy, action?
rating: pg-13, for swearing.
length: chaptered.
a/n: for my friend. XD
--
Here it goes again. The same cycle i was in. Waking up, being scolded by umma for waking up late, eating breakfast, running to school, being scolded by my homeroom teacher, studying, going home, sleeping, and then waking up again.
Everyday is just like that, literally. I don't know if i have a curse that i am stuck in this situation. Everything is getting so boring - well from the very first start it IS so boring, my life is boring. And i bet there's no other creature in this world that has the same boring life that i have.
I dont know but im starting to get this feeling that my life is under the control of aliens. Funny isnt it? Its because of my friend -- i mean, ANNOYING friend and seatmate -- Donghae influencing me that aliens are real.
Don't you think so too? Are aliens real?
...Uh huh - now im starting to think im becoming a weird guy like Donghae. Oh well.
Weeks had gone so fast, like Japan's bullet train
And if you'll ask me if something had happened to my boring life? Well my answer is a big NO. But honestly there's something-- no, i mean someone-- who just caught my attention these past few days. And its not what you think, i don't have a crush on her for f*ck's sake. and yes, its a her. She's somewhat interesting. There's a part of her that i'm interested with. And again, NO, i'm not interested on her body, legs, boobs, ass or whatsoever.
I found this dumbass girl to be interesting in an abnormal way. She's weird, really. She's extraordinary. I can't believe there's such a girl existing. And if you'll know her better, im sure you'll get insane. Mark my word, im not kidding. And to end her description, she's an ice cream addict.
Her name is Ahn... er, Carol? Arnie? Charie? Jermi? ah! Ahn Carmi. Funny name right? She's a half Korean half Filipina girl. Exactly 1month ago, the weird girl transferred on our school. The funny thing is, she entered a korean high school without so much knowledge about korean language. Poor little girl.
There's one time that my friends and i were walking inside the cafeteria when we heard a loud noise at the corner. And as expected, Ahn Carmi made the noise. Do you have an idea what she did? Stupid Ahn Carmi just spilled her orange juice on her own body. What a beautiful sight. The spilled orange juice obviously made her whole body wet and gross... and made her wet clothes revealed her nice looking body. Woah. This weird girl has such a nice body, i can't believe it. There's also the time when she introduced herself in front of the class. She was shaking and trembling while looking at her own feet. The teacher noticed her nervousness so the teacher tried to pat her arm. But when she felt someone touched her, she squealed like an idiot and she punched our homeroom teacher. Everyone can't believe what they were seeing. And I, also, was laughing my ass out. She apologized noticing what she just did. Lucky her, if she wasn't a new student, she would have been suspended for a month for punching a terror teacher just like that! After she apologized, she went back on introducing herself. "I... nice to meet y-you everyone." She said in a broken korean. "im Ahn Carmi... and... I- I LOVE ICE CREAM!" she shouted and ran furiously to her chair.
Now you know how weird she is. But then again, these are only some or just 1% of her weird experiences.
And I won't lie to you. She's pretty, has a nice body, long wavy hair, and she's not one of those flrty girls i have around me. For some reason, this girl is starting to catch my attention.
Ugh... I just realized i was talking too much about her, not letting myself to say my name. By the way I am Cho Ky--
"YAH! PRETTY BOY!", stupid Donghae just interrupted my introduction. "you even have a nerve to walk here on the street looking pretty when we are so late for our homeroom? you really have guts!" he placed his arm around my neck and smiled there like an idiot. well he's normally an idiot. I don't know how he got his girlfriend.
To be exact, i was on my way to school, daydreaming for the past few minutes and mentioning this Ahn Carmi when he suddenly appeared and talked nonsense.
I rolled my eyes and put his arm down. "you really know how to disturb people, don't you? go away. i don't care if i'm late." i walked faster and ignored him.
But as i expected, he ran after me and patted my head. wth?! "Call me hyung, you stupid dongsaeng!"
I was ready to kick him but as usual, he would always run when he knows im pissed off. And why would i call him hyung? even if someone offers a million, i won't call him that.
I looked at my wrist watch only to find out that im already 10mins late. But i just shrugged it off. Im used to it. I would always come to school so late that even the teachers are starting to get tired and ignore my tardiness.
Yawning lazily, I spat out my chewing gum somewhere and headed to the school area only to hear someone squealed and shout. The squeal sounds familiar. Turning my head with a raised eyebrow, I saw the weird girl flapping her arms and legs around looking like a mentally sick person.
"She's really weird. What the hell is she doing there flapping like an idiot?", I let out a chuckle and tucked my hands inside my pocket to enter the school, ignoring her.
I took a step forward but she squealed even louder. What the hell?!
I covered my ears and decided to look at her again only to see a flying bag heading to my face. Yes. She just threw her bag at my face!
"YAH! what's wrong with you! Didnt you see that I stepped on your gross chewing gum?! and when you saw me you just laughed and ignored me?! Huh. Guys these days!"
With my mouth widely open, I looked at her, amused. She introduced herself shyly when she entered our classroom. She barely made friends because of her shy attitude. She won't talk with anyone unless they are the one who started talking. But now, she just shouted in front of my face! Now now, this Ahn Carmi has really something on her. She really IS weird.
I smirked with an amused look on my face. "what do you want me to do? Help you? are you that weak to take off that chewing gum on your dirty shoes?"
Now its her turn to open her mouth widely. I thought she's gonna stay quiet and do nothing but it seems that i was wrong. "who do you think you are?! some kind of God?! you ugly looking pest! You're the one who's responsible for this because you spat carelessly everywhere!"
That was it. Ive had enough.
"What did you just said?! im an ugly looking pest?! If i am, then you're an ugly weird ice cream maniac! And i don't care whether i spat on your face or on everyone's face! i can spat wherever i want." i smirked again, telling her that she wont win against me.
She straightened her face and then grinned. "Oh really?" Still with a fake grin on her face, she walked to me, grabbing her bag on the way. "Mr. Cho Kyuhyun, the rumors said you are so full of yourself. Now i believe them because i just witnessed it myself. But hey, it looks like you just found someone who can beat the sh*t out of you. you stupid asshole!" With that last word, she raised her foot with the shoe which has the chewing gum on it and scratched it directly into my clean black pants.
i looked down on my pants with horror and glare at her. "what the-- you're going to die!" I reached for her to knock her out but she was fast, she slapped my hand out of the way without an effort. What a great move.
That was when the school principal appeared at my back and grabbed my ear to take me inside. "Mr. Cho, you really want to get kicked out of the school huh?"
"no sir. Not now." I answered as i glanced to weird Ahn Carmi who followed us. "not now when i found something interesting here at your school."
She mouthed some words when she glared at me. "You'll gonna die."
I answered her, copying her way of talking. "No. You're the one who's gonna die."
We were glaring at each other when the school principal barged in again. "Ms. Ahn, i saw that you were having a fight earlier outside the gate. And it seems that you can handle this brainless pretty boy. From now on, I want you to be her personal guide and i want you two to stick with each other."
"WHAT?!" Both of us shouted in unison.
--
:DD comments are appreciated.
sorry if there are mistakes.