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Feb 02, 2009 07:41

Since my woman has decided to wander off and create fanclubs to men like some screaming fangirl, I need a real companion. I can handle male or female, gender doesn't matter to me. Being a telepath in my one set of clothes, I can anticipate and meet most every need. In my other, I make an excellent defender if I feel the cause is worth it. There ( Read more... )

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asouroldelf February 2 2009, 18:02:24 UTC

Could always come by the forge. We'll pick you out someone pretty.

im_not_a_rookie February 2 2009, 19:26:37 UTC

No! No, you won't!

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 19:29:51 UTC

You get your pretties, he gets his. Sounds fair to me.

im_not_a_rookie February 2 2009, 19:35:00 UTC

Yeah, but he'll sleep with his pretties! I don't even touch the single one that I look at.

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 19:45:48 UTC

Well, now that ain't hardly fair.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 19:49:40 UTC

See, that's my point.

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 19:59:50 UTC

Tch. Ain't no harm in looking.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 20:26:27 UTC

And a grope is like a compliment to the chef!

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 20:27:54 UTC

You know, you ain't half bad.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 20:29:50 UTC

I know. It's a burden, but I bear it well.

I'd say the same about you if you didn't look as if someone beat you with the whole damn Ugly Forest.

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 20:34:41 UTC

Shame I can't see things coming ahead of time, I guess. Still manage to get nice things to look at for mysel, though, eh?

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 21:29:53 UTC

This is true.

Speaking of which, I warned you all about Strife. I'll give you one more. The one who comes with the fog is eyeing your boys, tracking them and watching what they do. One of them might be found wearing a number on their foreheads soon.

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 21:33:30 UTC

...Great. Them boys are going to give Nabsy a heart attack, and knowing her she'll keel over and stab me with that nose of hers.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 21:34:55 UTC

It's them or maybe that Alex Shepherd. It keeps changing, but I know I keep seeing the forge whenever he or she starts thinking hard and choosing a victim.

asouroldelf February 2 2009, 21:44:16 UTC

Guess there's a way to fix that. This best not be a ploy to get my people to go to Sunde instead.

teufel_schu February 2 2009, 21:47:10 UTC

I don't lie on things like this, not where lives are concerned. Crazy people's minds are hard to touch on or stay in. That's the best I can tell you for now. He or she is working themselves up to another murder.

Do you have any black cups or white oil in that forge?

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