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[teufel_schu]

Since my woman has decided to wander off and create fanclubs to men like some screaming fangirl, I need a real companion. I can handle male or female, gender doesn't matter to me. Being a telepath in my one set of clothes, I can anticipate and meet most every need. In my other, I make an excellent defender if I feel the cause is worth it. There

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[im_not_a_rookie]

SCHULDIG! I did it because it was Matt's birthday and it's the only thing he asked for!

[teufel_schu]

No, no... that's all right, Elena. You can go set up all the fanclubs you like to various men. I'll find someone to occasionally be home and appreciate me instead of showing love for other men. You have fun with that.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I'm doing them during my lunch hour! I'm home after work anyway!

Schuldig, please.

[teufel_schu]

Let me make sure I understand this.

If I want to start getting men sitting around mooning after that princess woman that glows in the dark, I can. And you won't care if I go on about how beautiful, kind, gentle, and all she is.

[im_not_a_rookie]

As...as long as you come home to me, n-no...

[teufel_schu]

You are so strange somedays.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I am not!