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[teufel_schu]

I think the gods have finally gotten tired of me killing people. Either that or they're getting me back for torturing Tot occasionally.

There's a cat-thing that refuses to leave. It has big red eyes with black fur with bright yellow circles on it, and it says it's mine. It's talking to me. Telepathically. Animals can't use telepathy. I shit

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[purgatorium_mod]

I had nothing to do with that~.

[teufel_schu]

Are you positive? It sure likes to insult me and tell me how terrible I've been lately.

[purgatorium_mod]

I am completely positive~~

[teufel_schu]

It lies then too. It said you sent it here! Who the hell makes a lying telepathic cat-thing and sends it to me to nag me all the time?

I bet Cissnei had a hand in this. Elena too.

[cataclysmicly]

... Ahahaha. ♥

[teufel_schu]

This thing is far more evil than Tot. It talks, and it likes to lecture me.

[im_not_a_rookie]

Awwww. Poor you.

[teufel_schu]

The one thing I did not need is a four legged critter that likes to tell me how cruel I'm being to people.

[im_not_a_rookie]

It might be the one thing you don't need, but I think it's more of a gift for the rest of us. I've never heard of anything better.

[teufel_schu]

I can't shut it up either since it talks telepathically. This isn't fair!