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So, it's cold, and I'm sitting outside, and I could think of at least ten other places I'd rather be including between a pair of perfectly shaped thighs. Probably be a lot warmer there.
Why am I sitting outside? Because I promised I would be good. Friends and neighbors, never let a cute face in pain talk you into anything. You will regret it come morning. It's like taking someone home from a pub when you're drunk. Coyote-ugly.
I'm hoping she has enough sense to stay home today, or I'm going to be sitting outside on Shin-Ra's steps all day until they chase me off. Then I suppose I'll take up residence across the street until quitting time. Maybe I can talk their sexy Herr Direktor into bringing me something warm.
Just on a general poll, if we replace Shu's morning kill-yourself-obstacle-course for the Turks with a game of Capture the Telepath, who do you think will win? Cissnei claims her side would, and I'm pretty sure I can evade capture and maybe take out a few of them.
I haven't forgotten what I said last night. I still do mean it, but I'm under a sort of self-imposed house arrest for the time being. I can wait.
Why am I sitting outside? Because I promised I would be good. Friends and neighbors, never let a cute face in pain talk you into anything. You will regret it come morning. It's like taking someone home from a pub when you're drunk. Coyote-ugly.
I'm hoping she has enough sense to stay home today, or I'm going to be sitting outside on Shin-Ra's steps all day until they chase me off. Then I suppose I'll take up residence across the street until quitting time. Maybe I can talk their sexy Herr Direktor into bringing me something warm.
Just on a general poll, if we replace Shu's morning kill-yourself-obstacle-course for the Turks with a game of Capture the Telepath, who do you think will win? Cissnei claims her side would, and I'm pretty sure I can evade capture and maybe take out a few of them.
I haven't forgotten what I said last night. I still do mean it, but I'm under a sort of self-imposed house arrest for the time being. I can wait.