Spam

[tetriosphinx]

I just received a piece of junk email with the subject "Looking for compressed air?"

...Not really, no. What happened to good old cock-spam? Everyone wants a massive dick.

Comments

[_0rganik_]

Need a bigger p3n15? Inflate now, with new formula COMPRESSED AIR!

[vixstar]

Ask about our nasal delivery system.

[starchild82]

lollercaust, and indeed, rofltickets. All over the floor, too.

[v15u4l_3rr0r]

I want a massive dick.

[simiain]

good ol' floodgate

[danblood]

well.. now we all have superior weapons of mass seduction we need compressed air to oxygenate the blood, because our lungs aren't big enough to cope with the extra circulation our impressive man-rods now require.

[l_ciceronis]

Man, do you know what you can do with compressed air!?