The Ierden Legacy 3.4
Yeah. It's been fucking FOREVER since an Ierden update, and I apologize. I guess I just... lost interest in them. But I was actually looking through the old, previous entries and I realized how I had been so attatched to them. And then I remembered the other update that had been sitting around since Christ was a cowboy.
SO. You get an Ierden update. And probably some more Ierden updates if I get some votes on the Olympus legacy heir poll, because I really don't want to play through college right now. :D
So, according to last time...
Life had been relatively normal for the Ierden family.
Melody kicked either Nikolai or Cruse's ass again, I don't remember.
(OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU BB. D:)
I invited Yuri's brothers and sisters over, because I missed them and because the relationships were in their late fifties. :C And that is just not allowed.
And Vincent is so cute omg. D:
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And inevitably, Rayna grows up.
I wish I grew up with stars around me like that.
lol fatty
...
OH, PLEASE.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FEARS OF NOT GOING TO COLLEGE.
NOT LIKE YOU MISSED OUT ON MUCH ANYWAY.
Luckily, the Sim Shrink is always in the vincinity of the Ierden household.
Plus he's pretty awesome looking. xD
Poor thing, though.
Even if she was a little boring, I liked her a lot.
Therefore she has to go. (LOLCANYOUGUESSWHOTHEHEIRISYET?)
Meanwhile, Nikolai is torn between his sleep and his pot munchies.
And... I think the cat grew old here?
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... Lawl. Cruse.
Seriously, why the hell are you following Nikolai around doing that?
And wrecking your dad's painting and making a general nuisance of yourself is NOT going to make you popular.
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*CRIES OF PAIN, ANGER AND SADNESS*
WHYYYY.
Lol, although that certainly is an interesting thing to transition to, Yuri.
Yuri: wat just happned D:
You have just become not so hot. Although your awesomeness still remains.
And I thought he was a pretty badass looking old guy, at least. D:
And why are Maura's teeth... Yellow? That is so fucking nasty.
It can't be because she's an elder because Yuri is old now too and he still has pearly whites. D:
But then again, if you were eating crap like that then I guess your teeth would look a little yellow.
Inorite? It looks like fucking lava.
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I get Yuri (and Maura, by chance!) their lifetime wants before I have to switch to our new heir...
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONE?
(cruse, quit stalking your brother and holy shit i just realized the work fuck is on his pants)
IF YOU GUESSED CRUSE, YOU ARE CORRECT. (But I guess you could tell from the preview picture. ^^;)
Cruse Ierden
Popularity/Knowledge
Leo
N/S: 5
S/O: 10
L/A: 4
S/P: 3
G/N: 7
He likes brunettes in makeup, and they can't be in their panties. He persues the dream of becoming ~The Law~
Yeah, you slather on that acne cream. D: Wtf is with you guys and your acne? I totally forgot about that.
and it r teim 4 him 2 gro up
Lol, he's so enthusiastic.
And... excited. o_O
So pumped is he that he's going to break out into song on my computer screen!
Whoot.
... Oh, please. You didn't miss out on much.
(At least he didn't go into aspirational failure because of it like his brother and sister, right?)
And here is he and his new, adult makeover. Rawwwr, hot stuff.
If you guys are wondering, he's talking to Maria, the brunette that he met when he was a teenager. Ever since she's like. Called to talk to him everyday so they're already close to being best friends.
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NOOO, YURI. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING?
FINE THEN. YOU STAND THERE AND BE A DRUNKARD AND TAKE AFTER YOUR FATHER.
However if you get struck by lightning baby I'm not saving you. :|
BEING DRUNK IS NO EXCUSE.
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And Maria decides to drag her ass over here.
Cruse: Heeey, hun. Can I have a hug? :D
Maria: NO. NO YOU MAY NOT.
Maria: However, kisses are allowed! :D
Cruse: ... Okaaay?
She actually ended up moving in, though.
And here is her new makeover. C:
She has a weird obsession with the fishes.
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Cruse: SO. UM. NICE WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY. EH?
... Wow. Bad start to a potential sexual encounter, Cruse. She probably thinks you're insane enough as it is.
Cruse: So... Um. Do you want to cuddle? It's a little cold. If you know what I mean.
Maria: ... Okaaay? o_O;
Cruse: *twtich* Am I too much of a dork? An I coming on too much?
No, Cruse. I think you're just naturally awkward. :|
Cruse: FUCK IT LET'S GET IT ON.
Maria: Okay! ^___^
... Nevermind that, then.
*three minutes later*
Cruse: LOL WOW. SEX IS FUN. :D :D :D
Maria: ... Hehheh...
Lol. Poor thing.
But overall, their relationship is awkward and totally adorable. :D
I love them. They're really cute. :]
However, when Cruse is at work or off doing his own thing Maria insists on stalking Maura everywhere.
Although Maura by that time is too drunk to care. Maria looks... slightly disappointed.
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And Cruse proposes to Maria.
And then marries her.
I took a lot more pictures of both, but I think both you and I are bored of marriage and proposal pic spams.
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Yuri: *has a brain laspe* You know what, Maria? Congratulations on laying a mack on my son. :]
Maria: Well, thank you, sir!
Yuri: *thumbs up*
*later at dinner*
Maria: *falls asleep in dinner*
Yuri: O.O
Yuri: Maaaaura! Maria fell asleep in her food because she was kissing Cruse all last night! She even confirmed it!
Cruse: Dad, just shut the fuck up.
But Maria wakes up later and reveals exactly why she fell asleep. :D
She popped again the next night too.
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So while Cruse got demoted from work because of fucking chance cards...
Cruse decided to bring home a pretty person from work! Who is a brunette, no less!
So it's alright if you starve now, Maria.
Because now we have a brown haired backup who is just as prettyful as you are! ;D
But Maria surprised me that night by giving birth without starving to death.
And she ends up having one boy named Sebastian!
Whom has his mothers eyes and hair colour, and I think Karina's skintone... ? Or maybe a few shades lighter than Maura and Cruse's?
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Torch Holders: 3
Perma-Platinum Sims: 2
Top of Career Track: 3
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Shrink Visits: 2
Death Revivals: 2
Fires: 4
Burglaries: 0
Special Tombstones VS Total Death Count: 0/3
100,000?: 1
I still can't believe how mild my ISBI is. Next time I do one (not the Ierden's) I'm going to use steezie_k 's stats list and see if it's any more insane. xD