Yaaay, an update sooner than I thought. :D
First off: Sorry the screenshots look so crappy this update! I was tinkering around with different editting programs, but decided on the way I normally do them. :x
Btw, here are Holly's stats that I couldn't put up last time:
Holly Olympus
Virgo
Knowledge/Family
S/N: 9
S/O: 2
L/A: 6
S/P: 3
G/N: 5
Turns on are fatness and swimwear and turn off is underwear, and the lifetime want is to become Chief of Staff. x3
I like bold today, alright? SHUUUSH.
But yeah, Daphne is arguing with Holly because I was making Daphne work out so she could get a promotion and Holly kept coming in the room and turning the TV off when she getting the skillz. 8|
She is slightly dumb.
And this is where Selene spent most of her infancy. I felt kind of bad since I normally have nurseries by this point, but...
But she cried all the fucking time, so I was just like "screw you or shut up" and no longer cared. :D
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... Well, I think you would have friends in the medicine career since you work in it, you retard. *facepalm* I didn't know what to say when that popped up.
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BUT NONETHELESS: B-DAY TEIM.
I don't know why I continue to take pictures of the babies when they grow up. It's probably boring as shit.
... Wow, nice hair Selene. xDD
But since she insisted on growing up with pigtails I gave her some to match her cute little dress. :D
But she's cute, even though her nose is like... Huge.
Selene Olympus
Virgo
S/N: 10
S/O: 2
L/A: 10
S/P: 0
G/N: 10
LOL. She should be an intersting Sim to see personality wise. xDD
And I'm so cheap I made her sleep in a pet bed. xDDD AT LEAST SHE PUTS HERSELF TO SLEEP, YOU KNOW?
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And that dumbass dude that networked with Holly earlier networked with Daphne later, and he wanted to set her up on a blind date. I said sure just incase there would be some hotstuffs, even though it would be highly unlikely.
And she actually didn't look that bad. She looks like Maura.
Anyways, her name is Marilyn.
Daphne: I KNOW A GUY WITH A PENIS THAT'S AS TALL AS ME. :D
Marilyn: :D :D :D
orly ;D
And the crazy thing is that they have three bolts and Holly and Daphne only have two.
Marilyn: ZOMG THAT KID IS LIKE... HALF DEAD. DOES NO ONE CARE? OMG. *WORRYWORRY*
And the sad thing is is that she was the only one that would worry. Daphne and Holly would just complain about how bad she stunk.
Poor Selene.
i keep typing seleve and i dont know why
BUT PROOF THAT DAPHNE LOVES HOLLY: She does this when she goes to do something romantic with Marilyn, while it's the complete opposite with Holly. She gets all happy. ;_; I felt really bad.
BUT WE NEED SOME VARIETY IN CHOICE OF HEIRS, SO:
~soon enough~
:D
And on top of having her wife cheat on her, Holly gets demoted. Even though she's all happy about it. o_O;
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And even after awhile, Marilyn wasn't going home. I was pretty "wtf" about it for awhile.
She was so sloppy she would actually NOT be at the dinner table and fart. I am not even kidding. She wouldn't flush or clean up after herself, either. (Can you tell I'm used to neat sims, yet?)
She's just farting here because that's the only time got a picture of her doing it.
She would just hang around stinking up the place. :|
And she totally smelt like ass, too.
Daphne: HOLY FUCK, THAT SMELLS.
Holly: MY NOOOSE. IT'S BURNING OFF. ;_____;
Daphne: Holy crap, I can't believe I actually fornicated with that!
Holly: Just relax. Just smell whiffs of Daphne every few seconds and my nose will be just fine...
Marilyn: SO YEAH. HAVE I MENTIONED BEFORE THAT YOUR WIFE IS REALLY, REALLY HOT?
Holly: ... >_____>
They then made sweet love. :D
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Daphne: Alright, hun. It's time to use the toilet.
Selene: NOOO. I ALREADY POOED. ;_;
Daphne: D:<
Daphne: UGH. SERIOUSLY. I SHOULD BE OUT GETTING DRUNK AND HITTING SOME NICE ASS AND NOT...
Selene: :(
Daphne: DOING. THIS.
Lol. Poor Daphne.
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Daphne: Heeey~ What's up, chicky-poo?
Holly: :D *-500*
Daphne: O, BTW GUISE
Pop. :D
And Holly popped later that night too.
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Selene is alive, btw. Being her cute self.
Even if she's a little dumb.
And still shits her pants before she gets to the toilet. :/
Selene: *drinks bottle with fumes coming out of it* :D
Selene: *spews* D:
Selene: :O Mommy? Are you sleeping with me on the floor tonight?
Daphne: @___@;
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Oh, please! You were right fucking there!
Daphne: OMG I PIDDLED MY PANTS. D8
... Lol, it's so gross when they do that.
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Holly: What would you do if there were ladybugs in your Chinese food?
Daphne: ... 8|
And then she popped. xD
And then I made Selene grow up early since the toddler stage annoys me.
And even in childhood she still has her huge nose.
How she grew up well is beyond me because all I did was neglect her. :|
And then this hot piece of ass decided to walk by. Her name is Ceres. (coolestnameeveramirite?)
Daphne: Does this baby belly make me look fat?
Ceres: ... *slowly nods* D:
Ceres: I just wanted to inform you that you have a bangingly attractive wife.
Holly: :| Again?
Holly: Yes. Yes I do. :|
Daphne: You two embarass me.
(on the inside: ^o^ OMG. I STILL HAVE IT GONG ON.)
Then Holly got up, her pajamas changed to purple and she popped. :|
And Ceres hugged Daphne goodbye. Aw. xD
Btw: Selene's new makeover. She is so adorable. xD
And do they not ever wonder what those things above their heads are?
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Daphne: OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN.
Daphne: *kriii*
Daphne: OH MY! I feel a tingling sensation in my loins.
Lawl, poor baby. No wonder Sims act so dumb: Look at how their heads are whipped around when they're born.
But here is our first boy! His name is Helios and he has Marilyn's red hair, Daphne's green eyes and a skintone that is between the two of them.
~later~
It's Holly's turn!
Holly: OWOWOW WTF.
Holly: sigjasionasoihyj
Holly: WUT IS THIS?
Holly: :O WHO ARE YOU?
Baby: :|
Holly: Aww, you're cuter than the first one.
Baby: Sim babies all have the same face template, douche.
But yes, here is the baby! It is a girl and her name is Eos.
... And this is probably how they're going to spend most of their infancy. :D
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Hooray, update two happened quicker than I thought. I don't know when the next update is, but it should hopefully be by the weekend!
Just so you all know: Helios in Greek Mythology is personified as the sun, like the Roman Sol. (Am I the only one who thinks of Spore when I see that?)
And Eos was the dawn, and opened the ocean for the sun to rise and opened it again for it to set.
Selene, Helios and Eos. Moon, Sun and Dawn. c wut i did thar? ;D