You know I'll buy a bottle.. or two.. or a dozen. Of course, I can't make pancakes (or really, anything) if my life depended on it so they'll probably just sit in my pantry for however long they last. How long do they last?
You are now totally me. Except, I hope you won't suffer the same college application fate as mine.
... I don't know. We go through them really fast, dude, so I've never really had to figure out an expiration date.
I'd say when it starts to smell funky and doesn't move around at all in the bottle, then it's probably a good idea to toss it. Or give them to your friends! In gift baskets with my face on them. Or your face, since we're so the same, and also since they're YOUR friends.
And I am totally you, I know, I just need better hair.
But.. I like that picture you want them to use. You should at least have control over that. That would be such a great way to start up another "stay in school" PSA campaign.
Better hair, huh? Like this? Or this? A bit of both?
I was thinking more along the lines of "Stay in school, kids, or else you'll end up like this psychotic woman." But, I mean, your way works too, I suppose.
Hah! I do? I have no idea.. That was a sad time for my appearance.
You are now totally me. Except, I hope you won't suffer the same college application fate as mine.
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I'd say when it starts to smell funky and doesn't move around at all in the bottle, then it's probably a good idea to toss it. Or give them to your friends! In gift baskets with my face on them. Or your face, since we're so the same, and also since they're YOUR friends.
And I am totally you, I know, I just need better hair.
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Better hair, huh? Like this? Or this? A bit of both?
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You look like an extra on 90210 in that second picture, dude. What's going on?
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Hah! I do? I have no idea.. That was a sad time for my appearance.
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