I remember watching Must Love Dogs, and they talked about using saran wrap as a condom -- which really has nothing to do with bubble wrap, but it was the first thing I thought about, so just ignore that altogether.
Oh, you know you and Shaun are an item, don't even try to deny it. ("Seriously, no"? Okay, fine, just write me off, Teter. I see how it is.)
Everyone's saying crap about me. I just haven't really bothered to read it.
You watch kind of messed up movies, Jacobellis. You watch that crap and you didn't watch me? That's messed up.
He's my hot man friend. (What! We're not dating or anything and somebody said, so I was just saying, we're not, seriously! You're way too emotional and crap, Lindsey. I mean you, like, you almost hit Bob Costas. That's way too much for me to handle, okay?)
Hey, I could call you up and read it to you over the phone. It'd be like poetry then, you know.
Oh, you know you and Shaun are an item, don't even try to deny it. ("Seriously, no"? Okay, fine, just write me off, Teter. I see how it is.)
Everyone's saying crap about me. I just haven't really bothered to read it.
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He's my hot man friend. (What! We're not dating or anything and somebody said, so I was just saying, we're not, seriously! You're way too emotional and crap, Lindsey. I mean you, like, you almost hit Bob Costas. That's way too much for me to handle, okay?)
Hey, I could call you up and read it to you over the phone. It'd be like poetry then, you know.
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Haha, man friend. (Well, thanks a lot! You would've almost hit him too.)
You'd probably put a different spin on it, anyway.
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Haha, I'm sorry, Torah. :\
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