Dead Tree Scrapbook - Jesus Loves Guns
Some of you may have noticed the complete lack of posts lately. I've been busy with college, and when that's not happening, I'm probably slacking. I've written a couple things, but the only one I care about enough to post is part one of a four-part story. I'd rather post all four parts at the same time, so as not to disappoint the way I have with some of my other projects. In this light, I bring you the Dead Tree Scrapbook. When I'm not sitting at the computer (and even when I am), I've got a lot going on in my head. Most of it's nonsense, but when something starts to form, it gets written down. That means I've got a lot of partial stories, small reflections, and a few songs lying around, most of which haven't been read by anyone else. A lot of it sucks, but some is kind of cool. Even what isn't gives a more accurate portrait of me, and that's what these "journal" things are usually for.
Anyway, most of this stuff comes from actual, physical notebooks, hence "Dead Tree Scrapbook." Some of it's old, some of it's new. Today's song, Jesus Loves Guns, was actually written a few months back during class. It was actually complete, which makes it different from a lot of the things that will be posted here. Very few changes have been made to it; what is different just sounded better as I read it. Enjoy.
Shoot kids shoot
Guns don't kill people
People just soot
People kill people
That makes it okay
So come on people
Let's kill today!
Jesus loves guns
Thank you NRA
Make the people of this nation all stand up and say
Jesus loves guns
And bombs and knives
C'mon now, let's kill our wives!
So they all talk about violence in the home
The divorce rate is first-rate
And all the people everywhere using a phone
"My hubby is a psychopath cheapskate!"
But we turn a blind eye to her time alone
Her planning is protected in hate.
Jesus loves guns
Hats off to Dubya
The moronic bastard will watch as they plug ya
Jesus loves guns
And fragmentation grenades
All thanks to the idiot brigade
So the religious folks all prayed for war
We got it.
You happy?
What's it all for?
North Korea has nukes and Iran has their guns
And we're in Iraq
Get ready for fun.
Jesus loves guns
And now we're all dead
Sitting in an office with a hole in our head
Jesus loves guns
Kamikaze mission for oil
That's useless when it begins to boil
Jesus loves guns
Jesus <3's guns.