Might inflict this horror on Planocracy
[1: Text post]
To all of my new underlings and inferior underlings:
I'm sure you already know this, but I am the GREAT King Dedede of Pop Star. Even if there area matters to attend to at home, I've decided to let the whole multiverse see the greatness of my rule, and fix whatever mistakes I'm SURE all of thsoe INFERIOR kings made in other worlds. This is a rare opportunity, I'm sure, SO BE GREATFUL, YOU BUNCH OF SLOBS.
[2: Action post]
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS GARBAGE?
[Dedede is stomping around CO, carrying a game cartrige around with him. He seems quite unpleased.]
WHEN DID THAT INFERIOR KIRBY GET HIS OWN GAME SERIES? DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THAT I'M THE REAL HERO HERE? HELL, IF ANYTHING, THAT KIRBY JUST KEPT MESSING THINGS UP. DO YOU KNOW THAT HE ONCE UNLEASHED A WALKING NIGHTMARE UPON DREAMLAND. AND THEN THERE'S THE TIME...
[He goes on like this for quite some time.]
To all of my new underlings and inferior underlings:
I'm sure you already know this, but I am the GREAT King Dedede of Pop Star. Even if there area matters to attend to at home, I've decided to let the whole multiverse see the greatness of my rule, and fix whatever mistakes I'm SURE all of thsoe INFERIOR kings made in other worlds. This is a rare opportunity, I'm sure, SO BE GREATFUL, YOU BUNCH OF SLOBS.
[2: Action post]
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS GARBAGE?
[Dedede is stomping around CO, carrying a game cartrige around with him. He seems quite unpleased.]
WHEN DID THAT INFERIOR KIRBY GET HIS OWN GAME SERIES? DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW THAT I'M THE REAL HERO HERE? HELL, IF ANYTHING, THAT KIRBY JUST KEPT MESSING THINGS UP. DO YOU KNOW THAT HE ONCE UNLEASHED A WALKING NIGHTMARE UPON DREAMLAND. AND THEN THERE'S THE TIME...
[He goes on like this for quite some time.]