planeocracy Application! Expect spoilers in comments.
Jun 22, 2010 21:59
[1/Video]How do you do? My name is Aqua and I'm one of the new Enforcers here at Confuto Ordinatio. Nice to meet you all. I look forward to working with you in the future
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[Okaaaaay.... she readies her Keyblade and watches the Scrappers, waiting for them to attack. In a moment, they zip toward her and she swings her Keyblade, effortlessly cutting through them in a few hits.]
[OHSHI--now there's three dozen of them and they're zipping along so fast--well, okay. She can keep up with this speed, but now it's taking her quite the number of hits for her to get them down.
Okay, so the Computer was right, this is a much better challenge for her skill level. She hasn't broken a sweat like this in a while!]
By the way, recent studies have shown that mental and physical negative reinforcement invariably increases training results. Accordingly, I have deactivated this sim chamber's safety restraints! Have a great day.
[Suddenly: 80 of the things! And one decided to demonstrate the fact the safeties are off by managing to dig its claws in her back. Aqua cries out in surprise before bashing the thing over the head.
She summons light into her Keyblade, and unleashes a few spells. The Scrappers don't go down, but dammit, at least they're damaged!]
[WHAM! The pile manages to get Aqua right on the shoulder, sending her sprawling and the Scrappers, seeing an opening, swarm on her. She surges upward, light flashing from her Keyblade, before she lets out a growl and begins shooting off balls of light. One, two, three--the numbers begin to dwindle and Aqua vainly attempts to get to the simulator's door. Screw the paperwork! She wants out of here alive!]
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Uhhh.... it's Enforcer, sir. And thank you? What kind of help do you propose?
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[[Elevator muzak.]]
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On a scale of 1 to 1, your skill level has been determined as TOO HIGH for this simulation. I shall now make the proper adjustments!
[>Enemy speed +80%
>Enemy strength +60%
>Enemy quantity +200%
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[OHSHI--now there's three dozen of them and they're zipping along so fast--well, okay. She can keep up with this speed, but now it's taking her quite the number of hits for her to get them down.
Okay, so the Computer was right, this is a much better challenge for her skill level. She hasn't broken a sweat like this in a while!]
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>Enemy strength +80%
>Enemy quantity +140%
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By the way, recent studies have shown that mental and physical negative reinforcement invariably increases training results. Accordingly, I have deactivated this sim chamber's safety restraints! Have a great day.
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[Suddenly: 80 of the things! And one decided to demonstrate the fact the safeties are off by managing to dig its claws in her back. Aqua cries out in surprise before bashing the thing over the head.
She summons light into her Keyblade, and unleashes a few spells. The Scrappers don't go down, but dammit, at least they're damaged!]
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[PAPERWORK FROM THE SKY.]
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