planeocracy Application! Expect spoilers in comments.

[keybearer_lost]

[1/Video]How do you do? My name is Aqua and I'm one of the new Enforcers here at Confuto Ordinatio. Nice to meet you all. I look forward to working with you in the future

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[mr_computer]

Greetings, Agent! I see that you are running a combat simulation. Would you like help with your training regime?

[keybearer_lost]

[She pauses, honestly startled and looks up at a monitor where she sees an evil ominous eye on the screen.]

Uhhh.... it's Enforcer, sir. And thank you? What kind of help do you propose?

[mr_computer]

You're welcome, Agent! Please continue as you were, I will be monitoring your progress. Please enjoy this complementary music while you wait!

[[Elevator muzak.]]

[keybearer_lost]

[Okaaaaay.... she readies her Keyblade and watches the Scrappers, waiting for them to attack. In a moment, they zip toward her and she swings her Keyblade, effortlessly cutting through them in a few hits.]

[mr_computer]

Analysis complete!

On a scale of 1 to 1, your skill level has been determined as TOO HIGH for this simulation. I shall now make the proper adjustments!

[>Enemy speed +80%
>Enemy strength +60%
>Enemy quantity +200%
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[keybearer_lost]

Well, yes, this was just a warm-u--

[OHSHI--now there's three dozen of them and they're zipping along so fast--well, okay. She can keep up with this speed, but now it's taking her quite the number of hits for her to get them down.

Okay, so the Computer was right, this is a much better challenge for her skill level. She hasn't broken a sweat like this in a while!]

[mr_computer]

[>Enemy speed +40%
>Enemy strength +80%
>Enemy quantity +140%
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By the way, recent studies have shown that mental and physical negative reinforcement invariably increases training results. Accordingly, I have deactivated this sim chamber's safety restraints! Have a great day.

[keybearer_lost]

What?!

[Suddenly: 80 of the things! And one decided to demonstrate the fact the safeties are off by managing to dig its claws in her back. Aqua cries out in surprise before bashing the thing over the head.

She summons light into her Keyblade, and unleashes a few spells. The Scrappers don't go down, but dammit, at least they're damaged!]

[mr_computer]

While you are practicing, please fill out this survey on Agent Training Methodology!

[PAPERWORK FROM THE SKY.]

[keybearer_lost]

[WHAM! The pile manages to get Aqua right on the shoulder, sending her sprawling and the Scrappers, seeing an opening, swarm on her. She surges upward, light flashing from her Keyblade, before she lets out a growl and begins shooting off balls of light. One, two, three--the numbers begin to dwindle and Aqua vainly attempts to get to the simulator's door. Screw the paperwork! She wants out of here alive!]