1. *Has just woken up in mayfield, and is trying to call Mara.*
Mara, is this another one of your lame tricks? I'll give you credit for someone sealing my powers though. Now let me out of here in 10 seconds, or I will be forced to get angry.
2.
*Your TV has just turned on and is someone showing Cleavage, and in color.*
3.
*Urd is your wife/mother, and is sitting in front of the TV. It is around dinner time*
Why is there nothing ever good on here? Hey, cook me some dinner.