-1-
Fake families? This won't be so bad. After all, I've always kind of wondered what it would be like to be a dad.
Hmm, I'd also be a husband though. That's a little intimidating.
-2-
[Event time! Everything is all topsy-turvy.]
I think something's different right now, but I just can't quite put my finger on what it is.
-3-
You go on without me, I'll make sure this clown doesn't follow you.
[Obligatory action scene. Is he talking TO you or ABOUT you? Up to you.]