For project_scp ... because.
-1-
[You happen across a normal, vintage toaster in good condition. It's sitting in the middle of the hallway, however. ... Also, did it move just as you turned the corner?]
-1.5-
[You're trying to make toast somewhere. Look! A nice toaster to use!]
-2- [The toaster tugs on whatever you are wearing that is toaster-height. It then talks, which should be normal in a place like this.]
Hey! Um, which way is the kitchen?
[You happen across a normal, vintage toaster in good condition. It's sitting in the middle of the hallway, however. ... Also, did it move just as you turned the corner?]
-1.5-
[You're trying to make toast somewhere. Look! A nice toaster to use!]
-2- [The toaster tugs on whatever you are wearing that is toaster-height. It then talks, which should be normal in a place like this.]
Hey! Um, which way is the kitchen?