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[gtfomygarden]

[ No video, but whoever is on the other end sounds extremely pissed off. Also kind of British, for some reason. He hasn't got a very strong accent, but it's certainly present. ]

Where am I.

This is not acceptable. I have a garden to tend, and there are many things that require my attention down below. What is this place, and why am I here? I must

Comments

[baroncompetence]

I'm sure that whatever you were doing before was very important, but I couldn't send you back there even if I did have the inclination to, so this will all go much more smoothly if you can cooperate.

[gtfomygarden]

[ Sighhhh. Sunday may be prideful to a fault, but he's nothing if not reasonable. ]

Mortals.
Very well. I will cooperate. I would, however, like an answer to one very important question.
Where am I?

[baroncompetence]

You are in Site-██ of the SCP Foundation.

In other words, under the supervision of a group of people with no understanding of what they're doing.

[gtfomygarden]

...
Wonderful.
[ Another sigh. ]

[anybodywitheyes]

My working theory is that they don't actually know HOW to send us back.

[gtfomygarden]

That seems to be the most likely explanation, yes. I suppose they would have sent us back if they could already. I've found that humans tend to react badly to disturbances.

[anybodywitheyes]

They're always trying to figure out the whys and hows of everything. Never happy with accepting the world at face value.

[gtfomygarden]

I thought so.
Far too curious for their own good, unfortunately. Then we get the ones who poke and pry in all sorts of things and are curious to a fault, even for mortals, and then you just have trouble.