1. [During a mission]
You want me to what? Do you know how filthy I'd get doing that?! No way, not gonna do it. Find someone else to crawl through the sewers.
2. [A few hours after arriving to his room}
There! This is a room that I can live in. It's no longer plain and boring, but beautiful!
((OOC: either assume you're his roommate or someone stopping by and sees the amount of stuffed animals, quilts, tablecloths, etc that cover everything. And I do mean everything.))