An Unsealed Can of DOOM!!! for UG@
[1]
(A new suit lands in the hangar. Well, suit is an interesting way to put it. It looks mechanical, but it also looks like some kind of hellish beast ripped straight out of a book in armor. It turns to you and bends down. A hatch opens and a woman with night black hair and fiery red eyes drops to the ground...And she is completely naked. But it also shows that she is not human. She has two bony horns coming out of her head and three pairs of small feathery wings, one with white feathers, one with black feathers, and one with gray feathers of different shades. There is also a phantom halo above her head. On top of all this, she has a reptilian-like tail that comes into a pointed arrow-like end.)
So, you are the ones who awoke me, the great Demon Overlord Letriel, from my slumber. I thank you. It was unbearably dull inside that seal. I suppose I will stick with you all since it doesn't seem like anyone up there is in a hurry to force me back in there.
[2]
(For once in a good time, it has been a quite few days on the Chalice. No attacks, no drama, it is amazing! Sadly, that doesn't suit one member of the Chalice as Letriel is tapping her foot with an annoyed look.)
Bored, bored, bored, BORED!!!! I swear, unless something interesting happens soon I will MAKE something interesting happen!
[3]
(You are depressed about something. Maybe you had a bad day, or something broke, or the normal trauma inducing stuff that happens to many aboard the vessel hit you. Anyway, Letriel finds you in this state and decides to use all her tact to see what is up.)
...Ah, shit. So what's got you all mopping about like some sore little puss?
[4]
(A fight breaks loose! The fight is all over the place and everyone gets separated. You are making your way through the horde when Letriel lands next to you in Vice and starts ripping the enemy a new one.)
Come on! You pathetic idiots can do better than this! Entertain me damn it!