For SRWUG@, Ground Hog Day's Present

[gift_of_magus]

1.[Combat!]
[While you're just going about your business in some peaceful city, you'll notice some a wearing some rather odd clothes. She's leaning up against a brick wall in an alley way to catch her breath. She's got a few bullet wounds, one in her shoulder, one in her stomach, and one over her heart, but they don't seem to bother her much.]

Hmm...

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[brbtreasure]

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Ah, ah...

[And Kaito's there to pull the gun up and away from the elk.]

They're harmless. No need to harm them.

[gift_of_magus]

That's not the problem.

The problem is they're alive.

[brbtreasure]

They're just elk. There's no need to kill them. They won't harm anyone.

[gift_of_magus]

The scrub grass of the tundra would disagree with you.

Consider this a service to the plants.

[She goes back to setting up.]

[brbtreasure]

[And he goes back to stopping her.]

Grass goes back, elk can't.

[gift_of_magus]

Which only makes my job easier.

Now stand aside, I have vengeance to wreak.