Definately for UG@! It's like our own little sandbox!

[neverwant2dance]

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[lastfeather]

Also Prompt 1

Here. This is me helping.

[Ryou throws Lilly a towel - he may or may not have been aiming for her face.]

If you want any more help you'd have to pay me... don't think you can afford a Six to Seven digit fee though.

[neverwant2dance]

[[That's a first...]] Hey! What was that for!

Can't you tell when you're being hit on? Why is everyone around her being, like, such a prude!.. [[Not in the good way]]

[lastfeather]

The towel's so you don't make heads explode. The last thing I need is someone dying of an aneurysm and blaming it on me.

[Totally flat tone as he was keeping his eyes focused right on her face. As tempting it was to look down and enjoy the view, he honestly didn't want to deal with her more than he had to.]

And as for being a prude, I have standards with women. You wouldn't even make the top one hun-... wait...

[Ryou's just going to think carefully here...Flirty. Check. Blonde. Check. Cringe-worthy attitude? Check.]

Forget it... I don't think you can even count that high.

[neverwant2dance]

[[She giggles]] I think these are only going to make a certain kind of head explode. [[Nope, not even hiding them.]]

The way you talk, it's like your standard of women doesn't even exist!

[[She's not worried though. She's the kind that makes it to the center of everyone's attention. She can't block her out forever.]]

[lastfeather]

[Ryou just pinches the bridge of his nose.... that giggling felt like a horrific buzzing in his ear.]

They do exist. They just don't like being in five square miles anywhere close to some people.

I actually like my women to be capable of forming a conversation without it derailing so hard like a monorail which had it's tracks bombed apart.

You. Have a body.

[At this he shamelessly prods her in the right boob. It wasn't a teasing "OOoOOoOh~" prod, more like an "OW! HEY" prod.]

What you don't have is brains to go with it.

[He now flicks her in the forehead lazily.]

Or maybe you do. What the hell do I know, aside from a lot more than you?

[neverwant2dance]

[[That's not how you're supposed to do that! Poking rudely is wrong! [X] ]]

Yeah, I've got an amazing body I worked hard for! So what if I'm not some super genius. I get to have fun instead of having people bug me all day with questions that I don't care about.

[lastfeather]

Right. You tell yourself that when you're bleeding out in an alley somewhere because you weren't smart enough to figure out a guy you went with was acting weirdly. I'm pretty sure that'll be fun.

[He gives her a rather chilling look. Like... you look into a person's eyes and you feel like your spine took a trip to the arctic.]

The world we live in, there'll be a lot of people who'd use you and toss aside like the ignorant trash you enjoy being. Remember that the next time you're having 'fun'.

[Yeah, you might just have pushed Ryou's buttons in the wrong way there Lilly.]

[neverwant2dance]

[[And you pushed hers! There's a quick slap to his face as she struts off.

Apparently she doesn't like the harshness of reality!]]